So Pfizer Is releasing a covid pill called Paxlovid to treat the Rona in early treatment. I can see it now , the new Paxlovid commercial coming your way .
The commercial opens up with a white dude in a maga hat on a tractor . I got covid and I am antivax, but my doctor turned me onto a new drug called Paxlovid . I took it and felt better in minutes . Thanks Paxlovid .
Then you got him playing with kids in some country setting with spring Meadows and flowers and then it comes along with his montage of course, a list of side effects
Plaxlovid can cause mild delusion and make your wife look like a super model. Do not take Plaxlovid if you have heart disease, cancer, diabetes , lung dysfunction , neurological issues or seizures or gout . Plaxlovid could cause an erection lasting 4 hours seek immediate companionship. Plaxlovid may enlarge your heart, prostate and uterus.Plaxlovid may stop your heart . it could cause sudden death. Do not take Plaxlovid if nursing. Plaxlovid may cause small nipples or reduce your babiy',s sense of taste or smell. Plaxlovid may lead to sudden uncontrollable bowel movements and you may want to wear an adult diaper while taking plaxlovid . Plaxlovid is intended to treat COVID 19 and may also be used to treat intestinal worms in your cat . Taking plaxlovid on an empty stomach may cause blindness and turret syndrome . While these side effects might seem rare , we really don't know and want to keep that hushed up on social media . Consult your doctor to see if Plaxlovid is right for you.
commerical fades out .
Plaxlovid ...at least it's not ivervectin or the vaccine .
End of commercial.
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Ok, seriously I think it's a cool drug supposed to be a great antiviral med coupled with a stabilizer time release drug to keep it in the system longer . I am just having some fun with typical pharma commercials. Chilling out in Tampa for the big game tomorrow.