We get it. You want some magical fairy to fly in and sprinkle some pixie dust all over the 2024 POTUS campaign and give you somebody from out of the blue who'll crush both Biden and Trump.
Good luck with that.
what's a typical day look like for you? here's my guess:
10am: wake up
10:30 am: reddit and toaster strudels
11am: take ativan because accidentally saw Trump's name on a headline
12pm: try to gaslight estranged relatives and former friends via phone call
1pm: haircut with wife (same cut btw)
2pm: turkey sandwich & soup at panera. ask the cashier if they changed the recipe on the chicken noodle because its much spicier than usual. berate her for not wearing a mask
3pm: more reddit. forgot to end post in italics, pop another ativan to cope with the crushing mistake
4pm: strongly worded email to SSA about the timing of latest check
5pm: work yourself into a tizzy thinking about 2016, exchange erotic photos with
@NinjaKnight
6pm: wine o'clock! beringer white zin with a splash of capri sun
7pm: ham and cheese hot pocket while staring at photos of jimmy carter
8pm: pour up another white zin, time to head to the political subforum of a directional schools football team thousands of miles away from where you live
12am: feeling victorious after a job well done, time to fire up Disney+
1am: yell at wife for not telling you when to close your eyes on the scary parts
2am: think about MAGA cult some more. ponder if they're gangstalking you or not. pop 3 ativan and a melatonin gummy
repeat