Can you believe your doctor

[Crazyhole]

Crazy things your doctor may believe that should make you question their medical opinion. Please rate from least crazy to most crazy and give your opinion on where you draw the line between trusting their medical advice and thinking they are crazy:

1. Demons have sex with people while they sleep.

2. God is a red elephant with 4 arms that carries a bowl of candy and blesses you with financial success.

3. Your house needs a window facing the perfect direction at the perfect time so you can pray.

4. A guy died 2000 years ago, came back to life 3 days later and if you believe in him you will live forever.

5. Every Sunday, you need to eat a cracker and drink some wine that turns into literal blood and flesh that comes from one man.

6. A single hydrogen atom spontaneously exploded billions of years ago and created the entire universe.

7. Some dude was praying 3000 years ago and put a towel over his head so its imperative that you wear a tiny hat.

8. Women have to cover their entire body other than their eyes and some dude went into a well 1500 years ago but he's gonna crawl out and rule the world

9. The earth isn't round

10. Sticking needles into your foot can heal your major organs.

11. Vaccines can cause autism in infants

12. A man who was born 4000 years ago dies and comes back to life every 80 years in a new body that can be identified immediately after birth and is worshipped for their wisdom.

13. You have to wear magic underwear during your wedding so that you get your own personal heaven.

14. Men can give birth.

15. Hydroxychloroquine is safe.

 

[fried-chicken]

Its not that someone believes any of that stuff, but if a medical doctor attributes any of those things to diagnosing your disease I would say you cannot trust them to correctly diagnose you.

 

[Crazyhole]

Its not that someone believes any of that stuff, but if a medical doctor attributes any of those things to diagnosing your disease I would say you cannot trust them to correctly diagnose you.

Prepare for the wrath of Ganesh, Mohammed and the jews.

 

[Crazyhole]

Let's go down the list of "crazy" things that Christians believe:


The universe was created in 6 days

A chick ate fruit from a tree and it led to imminent death for everyone

The entire earth was flooded and the only reason that people survived is because a 600 year old dude built a boat and animals from all over came to be rescued, but only 2 of each.

A bunch of people wanted to leave Egypt so they put blood above their door so they wouldn't die

The red sea was dry long enough that the jews could walk across it but as soon as they made their way to the other side a bunch of soldiers that were chasing them drown

The earth stopped spinning for a while and a bunch of dudes with trumpets blew them and it made a city collapse

There were giants created by angels getting frisky with women.

A guy was thrown into a pit with a bunch of lions and he made them his pets

3 guys were thrown into a furnace and were seen dancing in it, only to come out and be like "no big deal"

A guy rode into heaven on a chariot that was on fire.

3 dudes followed a star to find the exact location where somebody was born and showed up immediately after and brought perfume and jewelry

A dude walked on water

Same dude stopped a storm

Same dude fed thousands with a couple of fish and a couple loaves of bread

Same dude turned water into wine

Same dude brought another dude back to life

Same dude took demons out of people and put them into pigs that ran off of a cliff

Same dude died and came back to life 3 days later

Same dude showed up and put scales over another dudes eyes so he was blind until he went to another dude that prayed for him

Dude has visions of thousands of years later when a dragon tries to eat a baby

Same dude says 4 guys on horses come out of nowhere to destroy the earth.

Same dude says the earth is destroyed but immediately comes back and dead people live there for eternity.


And demon sperm is too crazy to consider?