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K_L and the huggers are building GOL a statue!

I just don't think you see your illness
It's very sad. The season is starting in
8 days now, and your pitiful, pathetic life is worried about a statue and a bowl. I'm so sorry for you. I really am

This is why UCF is where it's at. People like you just want to keep it down as a program that succeeds every now and then rather than getting things right all the time. We have a real opportunity to make UCF great just like Donald Trump talks about making 'Murica great again. And folks like you just want to kick it to the gutter and hope fans are satisfied with a some bronze resemblance of George. I am talking about tangible uses for his statue. You're stuck in the 19th century. Some forward thinking would be pretty nice. Right @jetsaholic ?
 
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Go ahead, ask for some reenforcements for your pathetic little cause and argument. Trump, America, UCF, etc have a lot more think about than a statue. The success of this program has actually 100% nothing to do with a statue. I can just tell that your way of thinking is much before the 19th century. Probably more like the Roman times, since you're such an expert in statues and what they need.

By the way, I am a Trump supporter.

Let's just say, however, that a bowl was included. Don't you see how this is an act of goodwill to scores of UCF lapdogs like yourself????? I mean this is unprecedented acknowledgement to a vocal minority. It makes UCF look diverse, inclusive, and ready for change. It's monumental. Again, you're just throwing the baby out with the bathwater and content to see us be in the same conference forever. The Big12 is probably going to pass over BYU for their archaic honor code. We would look sooooooo progressive with a simple bronze bowl. It's like free money, and stuff!!!!!
 
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I just don't understand. Why can't you pitiful, pathetic low lives just use some sort of Vaseline or seat cushion when you ride the GOL statue, since it's causing you so much butthurt. Oooh, the pain and suffering!

This is just classic deflection. You can't admit how this dog bowl is going to benefit our big 12 application!!! I mean what is wrong with you?!?!?!?
 
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This is just as classic. You just can't admit how this statue is consuming you and ruining your life. Seek help

If we promise to build you a bowl and make GOL sitting down in his statue so you can hop on his lap, will you stop being so angry and mad? You mad aren't you? You know you can't win this? I already won before you started. Your tears taste delicious!!!!! YUMMY!!!!!!!
 
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Won this before I started? Started what? I don't care the least about a statue, only attending games. I'm in your head. Wish you were the opposing teams field goal kicker. You would be shanking everything.

You mad aren't you??? It's ok to cry. Let it out, honey. You can't win and it is over. I effing won the internetz and I've been celebrating like a champ. I promise to change the water in your bowl, lapdog. Don't cry, dry your eye. And here comes your mother with those two little guys.
 
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Did your colleagues and nurses tell you to get your ass back to work and clean the toilets? Quit wasting time and mop something already.
 
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No dude. That's the kind of job that people like you who worry about and are obsessed with statues and bowls have. Just proved it. Mentioned a bowl for a statue and now toilet bowls. You have a bowl fetish, don't you???? Stick your head in it much too??

No worries. I'm sure I beat you in the oocupation department just on the fact that a small minded person like yourself is so frustrated with a statue. I win there. I'm still in your head, so I'm winning there too.

The oocupation department? Didn't they teach you how to spell when you went to janitor school? Come on man, don't let those tears clog your eyes.
 
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^^^^^^^^

This is sad. So pathetic. What a shame. Eff jokes and mother jokes now. You've gone that low. I'm totally in your head now.

What is so sad and so pathetic is that you've let me troll your dumb ass for damn near an entire page. This has to be the easiest chum job I've ever done. I throw some of the most outlandish crap out there and you jump all over it like white on rice.

This has been WAYYYY too much fun watching you chase your tail.
 
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Troll my ass? Haha This was like 5 minutes of my life. That's all you got??? I won, because I'm done with work and can so easily walk away from this as you obsess all day. Troll is another word for loser. I'm through with you. Just made some money to fund your headstone to put on your grave next to the statue

"Lies here is a loser who just couldn't live with a GOL statue and killed himself over it"

Time for you to make the donuts or flip pancakes. Wait?? You were up all night on a weekday. Do you even work at all??

I'm out.

On a serious note (now that we've established that you just got thoroughly embarrassed by me), you seem socially awkward. Your responses are totally corny and reek of desperation. Did you get your ass kicked a lot as a boy? Do you not have many friends? Do you need a hug?
 
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The most important thing this statue needs is O'Leary's nuts so you crazies can keep hugging them.
This is what the statue should look like Javier, since you love this pic so much.
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LMMFAO. UCFmikes deletes all his posts after he figures out he got trolled like a fool. I can't believe he got so upset that he canned everything. Unfortunately, you can't delete what I quoted so you're going to have to live with the aftermath of you being duped.
 
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LMMFAO. UCFmikes deletes all his posts after he figures out he got trolled like a fool. I can't believe he got so upset that he canned everything. Unfortunately, you can't delete what I quoted so you're going to have to live with the aftermath of you being duped.
#TrollInception
 
GOL right now: "They've got a new coach, new system, new season starting, new everything....but they just can't stop talking about GOL!"

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Who's the lapdog now?? Check out that tongue!!! Hot and ready for a good GOL statue tongue to ass licking!
You seem to be a bit slow so I'm going to put this in small words, since you seem to handle small things all the time, like your dick:

You're the lap dog. You're the nut hugger.

I'm flattered by your obsession with my god-like features and whatnot but it's just a bit creepy that you decide to make the object of your masturbating sessions a public matter.

But, go ahead, shame yourself. You're pretty good at it so I'm not stopping you. :)
 
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Listen, if I was banging out that heifer every night of my life or whenever you can get it up, I would be upset too. I truly would be. I feel for you, so I'll stop. Just make sure that you rub that shiny bald head on the GOL statue every time you pass it to get us all good luck in the 2017 season.
 
You seem to be a bit slow so I'm going to put this in small words, since you seem to handle small things all the time, like your dick:

You're the lap dog. You're the nut hugger.

I'm flattered by your obsession with my god-like features and whatnot but it's just a bit creepy that you decide to make the object of your masturbating sessions a public matter.

But, go ahead, shame yourself. You're pretty good at it so I'm not stopping you. :)
It's a free message board. Like I care

Friended me on Facebook. Boy you are dumb. Didn't your mother tell you too much social media can get you in trouble??
 
Temper temper Javier!

Listen, if I was banging out that heifer every night of my life or whenever you can get it up, I would be upset too. I truly would be. I feel for you, so I'll stop. Just make sure that you rub that shiny bald head on the GOL statue every time you pass it to get us all good luck in the 2017 season.
You should take your fingers out of your ass when you type more often, you spelled hot girl wrong.

I'm actually curious about what is your obsession with me. Is it because I invited you to have a beer at our tailgate after you called me an ISIS member or are you just find me that interesting that you can't stop thinking about me? I'm pretty sure my picture is your desktop in your mom's basement, so, once again, I'm flattered.

Sorry if I'm not telling you the thing you want to hear, but I don't have any experience dealing with children, so the best I can do is to tell you to switch hands when you jack off thinking about me, otherwise you'll get some nasty callouses.

Keep up the good work!
 
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It's a free message board. Like I care

Friended me on Facebook. Boy you are dumb. Didn't your mother tell you too much social media can get you in trouble??
In trouble? What in O'Leary's tits are you talking about? In trouble? Who even says shit like that?

I know!!! Little bitches like your punkass who think it's cute and "badass" to post pictures of your daddy in hopes that he feels threatened or sacred about the thought of you figuring out who one of the most public forum members is, you dumb fukc. I wanna say at least 50% of all forum members here have been by my tailgate and know who I am. I don't keep track, fukcer: I'm cool like that.

I still have no idea who the fukc you are and I really don't care, mainly because the only significance you have in my glorious and kickass existence is when I come here and troll your ass harder than your mommy sucks a black dick.

I'm sorry I'm not going bluechip on your ass, but you're just that insignificant, sweetie. Good try though. ;)
 
What was that movie line??? "This is a prefect example of one man psyching out another man to piss right in his pants!" Baaaaaaahaaaaaaaa


:chairshot:[cheers]:cool2:[roll][sick]
 
Come on Javier. You can do it. Type another 7 paragraphs that I keep ignoring.
 
What was that movie line??? "This is a prefect example of one man psyching out another man to piss right in his pants!" Baaaaaaahaaaaaaaa


:chairshot:[cheers]:cool2:[roll][sick]

Come on Javier. You can do it. Type another 7 paragraphs that I keep ignoring.
So you don't know how to count either? Poor baby.

If you're ignoring them, how come you're reading them?

BTW, I have better pics if you want one. Need some dick pics to really speed up that stiffy you got for me in your pants? I can arrange that too.

The offer still stands for you to come over and have a beer, pudding. Just don't get all starstruck when you see me in the flesh and stuff. That type of shit is embarrassing and you're already doing enough of that here.
 
This is why UCF is where it's at. People like you just want to keep it down as a program that succeeds every now and then rather than getting things right all the time. We have a real opportunity to make UCF great just like Donald Trump talks about making 'Murica great again. And folks like you just want to kick it to the gutter and hope fans are satisfied with a some bronze resemblance of George. I am talking about tangible uses for his statue. You're stuck in the 19th century. Some forward thinking would be pretty nice. Right @jetsaholic ?
He doesn't know how to win. Frost is moving so fast that my head is spinning and soon we are going to be really tired of winning. Believe me, I know. The Bigly 12 is going to call us up and we are going to start making lots of money. Danny White is making great great deals, beautiful, tremendous deals. UCF can be great again if we can just get rid of these crooked posters. Gonna be terrific!
 
He doesn't know how to win. Frost is moving so fast that my head is spinning and soon we are going to be really tired of winning. Believe me, I know. The Bigly 12 is going to call us up and we are going to start making lots of money. Danny White is making great great deals, beautiful, tremendous deals. UCF can be great again if we can just get rid of these crooked posters. Gonna be terrific!
Frost knows how to win?!? Bro, he doesn't even have a statue.
 
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