> be @NinjaKnight
> stationed in some shithole northeastern town
> no matches on tinder tonight, 280lb waitress said sheās āhaving a girls nightā
> āheh sheās probably out with some literally inbred chud. how goddamn stupid can you be to blow off a man like me serving his 6th year in ROTCā
> accidentally trigger myself and the intrusive Trump thoughts begin
> get on X, even though itās owned by a chud billionaire. how goddamn stupid can you be to use it unironically
> debate whether to do it
> gingerly, enter āOā into the search bar
> āitās now or never,ā I think to myself
> indecision looming, I reluctantly fill the rest
> āOrange man badā
> I crack my knuckles ānow this is epicā
> first article is about the latest literally Hitler moment Trump had
> respond to a chud who dared to question the veracity of the claim
> he responds back āyeah whatever fagqotā
> block him faster than he can say āliterally so goddamn stupid and inbredā
> announce to the rest of the commenters my act of bravery
> notice picture on my desk of dear friend @DaShuckster
> hold it close. āIf only you were here,ā I think to myself
> clock running close to midnight
> āitās timeā I say to myself, confidence now coursing through my veins thicker than the Pink Whitney I kicked the night off with
> open up the ucf watercooler, a place where Iām feared and renowned for my penchant to block those I disagree with
> remember the board terrorist, now goes by the name thall. @DaShuckster and I had such a smooth handle on that place before he started to bully us
> I canāt let him know he got the best of me
> maybe if I start and end my post with a 3 emoji combo, heāll interpret it as me being sure of myself
> copy/paste one of my stock phrases about the GOP. āAmazing,ā I think to myself. Heh, Iāll add that to the end of it, Iām feeling goodā
> masterpiece complete
> post
