I'm reporting UCFBS for the mean things he just said about me. I feel like he is verbally raping me.
Emotional Affair? What would the cooler do?
- Thread starter Knight_Magic
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Jeesh, that's totally pathetic. So he said it was ok that his wife cheated on him but when others talked about it he tried to have them banned?!?!?! What a horrible tool.
Please let your wife know to meet me at the Porta Potty right now. But remind her to tell you first so that it makes it ok.
Heres the thing Joe, its not cheating. The cheating is the dishonestly in the act; the lying and the covering up. He would much rather her be happy.
Fukc, why did I hit that damn link again.
Ok, I'll play along just this once.
What is Knightro2003 doing?
Better yet, why are you taking ANYTHING that is being said in this forum as fact? Did 85 ever get stabbed by our kicker's dad? Did bluechip ever kill Sucks? What actual reasoning are you using to justify the fact that somebody poking fun at something that you neither confirmed or denied will have any sort of repercussions WHEN WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUKC YOU LOOK LIKE, YOU FUKCING ASS MONKEY?????????
Like, in real life terms, you are as relevant to every member of this forum as the piece of toilet paper I just used to wipe my ass (sitting down, of course, you monsters). And, guess what, unless a poster knows another poster outside of the forum, that is the same level of importance that any other poster has towards anybody else. This isn't real life, dude. We come to an online forum to escape real life, but you seem to have a problem differentiating the two.
So I suggest you just stop being a little bitch about being the butt of jokes and grow some thick skin, or just get the fukc out of here. I said a long time ago you should be gone. Nobody is going to acknowledge or apologize though.
Ok, I'll play along just this once.
What is Knightro2003 doing?
Better yet, why are you taking ANYTHING that is being said in this forum as fact? Did 85 ever get stabbed by our kicker's dad? Did bluechip ever kill Sucks? What actual reasoning are you using to justify the fact that somebody poking fun at something that you neither confirmed or denied will have any sort of repercussions WHEN WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUKC YOU LOOK LIKE, YOU FUKCING ASS MONKEY?????????
Like, in real life terms, you are as relevant to every member of this forum as the piece of toilet paper I just used to wipe my ass (sitting down, of course, you monsters). And, guess what, unless a poster knows another poster outside of the forum, that is the same level of importance that any other poster has towards anybody else. This isn't real life, dude. We come to an online forum to escape real life, but you seem to have a problem differentiating the two.
So I suggest you just stop being a little bitch about being the butt of jokes and grow some thick skin, or just get the fukc out of here. I said a long time ago you should be gone. Nobody is going to acknowledge or apologize though.
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So he said all these things and now wants people banned for making fun of him????
He's crazier than I thought.
You think you're funny, while contradictory. And now you've done the same thing as Knightro2003. Sigh ... so, I'll make you a deal ...
- I'll self-ban, permanently, from the UCFSports board, if ...
- No one ever speaks of my wife again in a sexual manner, and ...
- Everyone else still around to enforce this deal, and report it to Brandon if #2 occurs
Holy shit, he's self banning again!!!! he said he will as long as we keep bringing up the stories about his wife he still won't confirm or deny which don't matter anyways because we don't give a fukc about him or his wife to begin with!!!!!!
Oh, what a glorious day...
Oh, what a glorious day...
Shouldn't your wife have a vote on this issue? Hang on, I'll ask her what she thinks ...
You made this promise before and broke it.
I'll give you one more chance, if you come back - all bets are off. You can post one more time to confirm and that's it.
Its hard to understand her with her mouth full
Yeah, @Knight_Magic, I feel like we let you down because of ass monkey here.
How's the soon to be ex wife, dude?
WAIT A GOD DAMN SECOND: HE SAID HE'S GOING TO LEAVE IF WE KEEP BRINGING UP THE SEX STORIES ABOUT HIS WIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
THIS DUDE IS TOTALLY SICK IN THE HEAD!!!! WTF!!!!!!
I've never seen someone so utterly offended by things that his wife was never part of, that feasibly could never really happen, by people he doesn't know, on a message board renown for people being sarcastic jackasses.
Ted Cruz wasn't this angry when Trump accused his father of killing JFK.
Ted Cruz wasn't this angry when Trump accused his father of killing JFK.
YES, DUDE!!!!!! HE SAID HE LOVES ALL THE ATTENTION HE GETS HERE BECAUSE OF ALL THE STORIES ABOUT HIS FICTIONAL WIFE THAT WE DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TO BEGIN WITH!!!!!!!
I THINK IF HILLARY AND TRUMP HAD A BABY IT WOULD BE BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright guys, in fairness to @Knight_Magic, someone needs to start a new thread/poll about whether we believe crazy pants actually has a wife (and add an option whether or not it's his mom).
I never said a "permanent" self-ban before.
Some members encouraged me to remain, because I was putting people in their place (reminding them of their program-hurting hypocrisy) post-Fiesta, so after a break, I came back. But this time, I did say and am confirming ... "permanent." You found something that did the job. You win.
Confirmed. From after this point, #1 will be in-effect.
It will require #2 not to occur, and if it does, for #3 to either get the offending poster of #2 to remove it, or report it to Brandon so he can. If not, then #1 will not be in effect after 72 hours of an unaddressed, unremoved #2.
Deal?
Again, the last time I self-banned, all you guys did is ratchet up the non-sense about me, just like you do when you have me on ignore as well. This will require you to have self-discipline when it comes to not "crossing the line" on my wife.
You're free to say she's my mom and other things. But 0 sexual comments. I know some of you guys will try to 'play games' if I try to limit it in any other way ... so 0 sexual comments, period. That's the only way to keep you guys from "crossing the line" in them.
Again, deal? If you accept, I will not respond. I'm going silent for the next hour to ensure everyone has adequate time to respond.
If they do, and agree, then my silence becomes permanent. I will still be a paying Dungeon member and read the board (because I want to pay for the good work Brandon does), but will not respond and will not post to the board. I reserve the right to vote on polls, but I won't comment anywhere.
Sound off on if you agree so I have at least a basic consensus. And remember ... if you start that newly suggested thread-poll on if I even have a wife, people on the board will have to commit to #3 as a result, and enforce the removal of any sexual comments.
EDIT (UPDATE): Here's your test case, get them to remove them -- as you now yet more offenders, in addition to the original, repeat offender. YOU BLEW IT!
(offending posts not peer-enforced and removed have now been reported)
I gave you guys the options to get rid of me ... once and for all! All I was asking for was a little "peer enforcement" ... and YOU BLEW IT! That's the thing, whether I'm posting or not, you pull this! I'm the butt of endless jokes, even when I take 2, 3 and even 6 month breaks.
If I'm self-banning, I expect compliance with my one, single request. That's the deal. Either choose it ... or lose it. You can still make fun of me. Imagine all that fun ... while I cannot respond! Or could you not stand that? Is that why? Is that why you keep responding?
YEP! It's on you!
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OMG. Someone Baker Act this fool.
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WE JUST NEED TO KEEP TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIS IMAGINARY WIFE AND HE WILL GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY YOU FUKCING UP MY FUN, CARNALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, it was a joke that you yet again took way too personally, and without fail, produced the reaction that was intended from you. Nobody is going to post anything about your wife if you're not here to poke fun at. So if you do #1, the rest of the conditions don't matter.
I THINK JOHNNY MANZIEL IS GOING TO WIN A SUPER BOWL BEFORE BS POSTS SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAIT A SECOND: NOW HE ADMITS THAT HIS WIFE IS IMAGINARY AND DOESN'T EXIST?!?!?!?! WTF!?!??!?!?!! WHY IS HE GETTING SOOOOOO UPSET?????????
HE'S CRAZIER THAN I THOUGHT!!!!!
Actually, that's the opposite of what he said. If we post about his "wife" he will stick around.
Too be fair to UCFBS's wife, isnt she too old for you?
IF they were 18 when they got married and have been together for 20 years now, that would make her at least 38...
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NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE MISUNDERSTANDING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS EVERYBODY TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE STORIES THAT HE HIMSELF BROUGHT UP ABOUT HIS IMAGINARY WIFE THAT HE STILL HASN'T EITHER CONFIRMED OR DENIED BECAUSE HE'S A LUNATIC ASSHAT THAT CRAVES ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never said a "permanent" self-ban before.
Some members encouraged me to remain, because I was putting people in their place (reminding them of their program-hurting hypocrisy) post-Fiesta, so after a break, I came back. But this time, I did say and am confirming ... "permanent." You found something that did the job. You win.
Confirmed. From after this point, #1 will be in-effect.
It will require #2 not to occur, and if it does, for #3 to either get the offending poster of #2 to remove it, or report it to Brandon so he can. If not, then #1 will not be in effect after 72 hours of an unaddressed, unremoved #2.
Deal?
Again, the last time I self-banned, all you guys did is ratchet up the non-sense about me, just like you do when you have me on ignore as well. This will require you to have self-discipline when it comes to not "crossing the line" on my wife.
You're free to say she's my mom and other things. But 0 sexual comments. I know some of you guys will try to 'play games' if I try to limit it in any other way ... so 0 sexual comments, period. That's the only way to keep you guys from "crossing the line" in them.
Again, deal? If you accept, I will not respond. I'm going silent for the next hour to ensure everyone has adequate time to respond.
If they do, and agree, then my silence becomes permanent. I will still be a paying Dungeon member and read the board (because I want to pay for the good work Brandon does), but will not respond and will not post to the board. I reserve the right to vote on polls, but I won't comment anywhere.
Sound off on if you agree so I have at least a basic consensus. And remember ... if you start that newly suggested thread-poll on if I even have a wife, people on the board will have to commit to #3 as a result, and enforce the removal of any sexual comments.
EDIT: Here's your test case, get them to remove them -- as you now got 2 more offenders, in addition to the original, repeat offender. You have 30 minutes left for this case, and 72 hours for all future cases as #1 will be in-effect after that.
EDIT 2: The following is a load of BS.
I am the butt end of jokes whether I'm around or not, even in a thread or not, including about my wife. Which is why #3 is critical! Start enforcing ... tick, tick, tick.
This is peer enforcement of the deal, once and for all.
EDIT 3: Let me make it clear ...
You mean like when I'm not even around? That's what this "deal" strives to solve ...
By forcing you guys to peer-enforce one another! If I'm self-banning, I expect compliance with my one, single request. That's the deal. Either choose it ... or lose it.
You can still make fun of me. Imagine all that fun ... while I cannot respond!
Stop trying to restrict people's free speech rights with messageboard terrorism. Let's be clear, to quote George W Bush "we don't negotiate with terrorists"- especially terrorists who participated in a donkey show in Tiajuana with their wife.
Wait a second: bs did a donkey show in Tijuana con sus esposita? Carnal este las piernas y los gringos las hermanitas chincadas de los niños perras!!!!
I guess I'm not the only one who got a "hand job" from BS's ole lady. Tell my kid Daddy says hi.
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Oh we can't have a permaban - and certainly not self-imposed. Where will we get our comedy from in the future?
Maybe. Sir G and 85 are good for a chuckle every now and then.
