Emotional Affair? What would the cooler do?
- Thread starter Knight_Magic
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WTF? How does anyone wipe their ass while still sitting? Never even thought it was possible. I'm going to take a dump in a few minutes and give it a try. I'll let you know how it goes.
When you are sitting your cheeks are open. When you stand they squeeze together trapping all the shit. That's why you sit to shit. You don't do it standing.
That's why when standing, you take a 45 degree semi-squat position. Problem solved.
It's life changing, I had never tried it until that thread and now it's the only way
You put the toilet paper on backwards, don't you, you damn anarchist?
this awesome thread has turned to shit
I must admit I was pleasantly surprised this afternoon. I've been standing up to wipe my ass for over 30 years and I might not stand ever again. I'm poosting right now and will try it again.
This wasn't that black kid popping out that I was talking about...
Da coola saved a marriage and taught two people how to properly wipe their ass, it was a good week.
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@Knight_Magic just so you know @KAWknight is a great lawyer and can help with divorces. He has helped a few friends of ours. Looks like you might want to message him about his services.
Is it true your wife gave a handjob to another Dungeon forum member in a port-o-potty at a tailgate two seasons ago? I heard everyone was laughing while it happened and you thought they were just making fun of you.
OMG, this has to be directed at the idiot blabbermouth. What did he say now?
Did you get mad when you found out?
Did BS just go all "I'm rubber and you're glue, what ever you say bounces off me and sticks to you" ITT?
Do you think relationships and marriages are based on anger, who wronged who and the ability to "get mad" when allegedly warranted? If so, I honestly pity you.
I only get upset with my wife if she doesn't tell me what she wants out of life. If she cannot be honest and transparent with me, then that would be the problem. I know you want me to just sit here and make it as stupid and laughable as you want. That I would be "just fine" with whatever you wish to be true.
But do you really think my marriage is based on some values and things you care about ... care to gossip about?
Assert what you wish about women, for whatever reasons, and continue to mouth-off like you do in all sorts of sexual gossip and public perversion. That says volumes about the values you place on relationships and women.
My marriage is based on honesty and transparency, with a woman that is beautiful in so many ways you will never understand. I could care less if you think she is whatever you want to assert, and loves to do ... because there's no way she could do anything behind my back.
Which is the actual foundation of our marriage.
I don't think what he says has anything do with what I said ... but what his mind just cannot let go.
My only, main fear of all this is that your guys' insistence to let your mind run wild will cause some person, with some serious, morality issues, to read some of these comments, and then seek out my wife, thinking it's justified. That I have to be concerned about. It's what you say, not I.
Because as much as you guys want to make it about sex ... my only fear is someone taking my wife -- like any woman -- without her consent. Which is why you guys should STFU, out of your own conscious. Seriously. STFU and drop this.
Think about what you say. You have a problem with me. Don't dive into the depths of serious issues with morality and society out of some desire to attempt to hurt me. You're only, potentially hurting my spouse -- like any woman you don't want to respect, out of some guilt-by-association -- and that's completely on you.
If there is one thing I wish I could eradicate from men, it's the desire to hurt others ... through the women they care for.
Ohh the good ol' days... when this post was a pun.
I assume BS is making stupid posts again. I almost want to remove the ignore, but then I remember why I did it in the first place.
This is how his countless mental therapists have probably had him deal with his problems. They've really done a disservice to him, however. Instead of trying to get him to see that it was others who were to blame, they should have done him a favor and said, "It's you. You're crazy and it's not them. Stop being a asshole and change." It was probably easy money for them to do it the other way and no doubt, BS's parents absolutely loved that time when he wasn't in the house and on someone else's couch bitching and moaning about life and stuff and reminding them how important he is to the marrow of life.
Okay, I'll keep the scrollbar going. You want it?! You got it! Yes, yes, I'm the problem, as always. And any woman associated with me deserves to be the target of sexual jokes as a result. Well played guys. Very well played.
Ok, so I just tried out the show ignored content. For all of those that have BS on ignore, I think this time its worth it for the sneak peak.
He basically says that if his wife did in fact consent to giving some random dude a hand job hes totally ok with it, as long as she told him to be ok with it. Oh and its all our faults for thinking thats wrong.
He basically says that if his wife did in fact consent to giving some random dude a hand job hes totally ok with it, as long as she told him to be ok with it. Oh and its all our faults for thinking thats wrong.
LOL he likely just responded to my post, even though I will never read it. Its probably half a page long.
Anyone who doesnt have BS on ignore, can you please post cliff notes?
Anyone who doesnt have BS on ignore, can you please post cliff notes?
Since you guys continually violate the social contract and common sense, could you please STFU before this turns the board into a serious liability at some point? Even if not someone I care deeply care about, some other woman I've seen you guys go on about.
I swear I don't blame women feeling the way they do about men. You guys are proof. In your endless quest to destroy anything and everything about a person, you drag women into it, and think you are justified.
He claims he's not a cuckold...and he reported you.
I didn't report any one person, just that the next time anyone names my wife in a sexual act, to warn you. This comes from my wife because, yes, she reads the boards too.
It's one thing to say I married my mom. It's one thing to make sexual jokes about me. I could care less about the cuckold and other fantasies you guys have.
It's the insistence of you guys to say my wife provides sexual favors. That is 100% got to stop! Use common sense guys!
In any of his previous posts, does he refute the original claim that his wife gave a hand job to some random guy?
Really? Wow, that is the worst attempt at reverse psychology ever. Where does this guy come up with such lame ass material?
I am so confused. I have BS on ignore and have no clue what the deal is with his wifi.
Did Wayne get banned or something?
Reported - well maybe not Wayne, but somebody got reported. BS made it sound like Wayne.
This subset of the board is a perfect example of a group cluster. And yes, I'll keep the scrollbar going as long as you guys cannot stop.
Seriously, you're just proving what is wrong here.
Bull! I merely responded to his post, saying I've had to report the situation to Brandon.
You guys really need to take a full accounting of how you pull my wife, unsolicited, into every thread you feel like, with full, sexual impropriety without considerations for her, or women in general. It's really a line you've decided to repeatedly cross.
I was cringing at points in the other thread that didn't even involve me. It's one thing to make light of a situation. But some of you guys really don't know where to draw the line.
