I didn't do anything. This has nothing to do with me. Move on.
Emotional Affair? What would the cooler do?
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I didn't do anything. This has nothing to do with me. Move on.
Fair enough, after six pages I didn't feel like reading anymore.
I'm sorry I missed this turn of events. I was over on the UCF Wives and Girlfriends message board trying to console and give advice to some hysterical lady asking if she should get a divorce. She claims her husband went bat shit crazy and accused her of giving BJs to a bunch of frat boys in Millican Hall. She said it wasn't really a problem until last night when the neighbors called the cops because a bunch of semis parked on her street and the middle aged red neck truckers began knocking on doors asking about the gang bang they heard about on their CBs. I told her to cuckold him with the local UPS man she had been banging on the side for two years now. Its the only way to teach him a lesson. She asked how I knew that she ordered something every day. I told her every man knows his wife cheats, its just a question of figuring out what is the most convenient way to conceal from it from him. If he thinks about it long enough, he'll know he has been a fool all along. That's why he got upset when you mentioned that people told you that they had heard that you had been intimate with frat boys because you needed more length, girth, and youth in your life. He didnt want to confront the truth.
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She's gonna need double digits to grab my schlong in a Porta potty or not.
Lots of you getting reported as we speak!!!!!!
Whoa.
I read the first page and then skipped to the last.
So then I had to go to page 2 and start there to figure out what happened.
Wow.
I read the first page and then skipped to the last.
So then I had to go to page 2 and start there to figure out what happened.
Wow.
Asking the important questions
So is the lunatic really reporting everyone who says crap about his momma? And do the shitty mods reach out to the guilty people? Please post updates and stuff.
First if reporting anyone got them kicked off the site coke would have been gone years ago.
Second, not defending anyone but this board is mainly a group of four or five people that tailgate together and like to trash people, which is fine by me but when someone goes so personal to insult family they have never met, well that to me is over the line.
This is the kind of bullshit holier than thou attitude that makes people despise you. You try to act like we're your dogs that you're potty training even though you're the Asperger's guy with no sense of how society actually works.UCFBS said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but weren't you the first person to bring up your wife in this thread? You opened the line of questioning. Don't talk about your weird relationship if you don't want people to make jokes about it. Jokes that you can't take because of your sandy vagina.
Been away from the boards for a few days. This is a messed up thread. The world is officially worse off because of it.
Exactly. He talks about being afraid of drunk or drugged out people--it's him we have to be worried about! He's no different than Bill Cosby.
Shut up and go pray for us.
It's a truly asinine rationale. I'm sure he also thinks video games cause school shootings and Benghazi was caused by a video on youtube.
Allah, I pray for a plague of penis shaped locusts to descend upon Joe's anus.
YOU'VE CROSSED THE CRASSNESS LINE
While you have the Urban Dictionary app open please look up "blumpkin" and report back.
Lolz. Once again thanks for proving my point. Just look at who you're not allowed to criticize, that's who rules over you.
I don't waste my time w that crap. Your obsession w others free speech knows no bounds. Anyone got any examples of other free speech that has laws against it?
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2007/04/19/world/europe/19iht-eu.4.5359640.html
Have we seen the original poster lately . I'd like to know how things are going . Hopefully in a positive direction for him
Usually nothing is a sign that all is well ... from a dude's perspective.
Yo @Knight_Magic how was the weekend getaway?
If one is drunk, not wearing glasses and on a mobile a quick glance at your avatar/profile pic looks like a set of boobs in a bikini. The truth is disappointing yet still saggy.
What the hell are you drinking?
Thanks to everybody that contributed over the weekend to making this a thread worth reading today. You have all literally made my morning. You're all the real MVP.
So, @Knight_Magic, are you divorced yet?
So, @Knight_Magic, are you divorced yet?
I.. I'm just... I don't... Wow. I really can't believe that I missed out on the BSwife port-o-let BJs.
So without having to reread this thing, did that really happen and if so how does this board know?
I would answer your question, but that wouldn't be fair to the rest of us who lived through it.
Just wanted to add these two gems for those of you not hanging out in the Dungeon. Some people are organizing spots at the kickoff luncheon and UCFBS was in until Friday.
