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Originally posted by jetsaholic:

If I would've been smarter and if I would've had a friend like you to show me the light, I would've never married that psycho-backstabbing-money-wasting-two-timing-fukc-my-best-friend-get-pregnant-by-him-and-then-steal-my-fukcing-money-to-have-an-abortion-crazy-ass-bitch!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by UCF w00t:
Originally posted by SADUCFKNIGHT:

Originally posted by Bob the Knight:


Originally posted by SADUCFKNIGHT:
I was smart and moved in before the housing bust. I live in a 300k house and paid 140. Sincerely, good decisions.

It's not really smart, more that you were buying at the right time. If you were unfortunate to be stuck buying in the last 3-4 years then you are probably in trouble. I got lucky as the housing market is in the shitter and I am buying a house that sold for 190,000 in 2006 for 89,000.

Luck is what I would call it. And I am very gracious for being lucky, unfortunately at the expense of others, but oh well.
Ah, no Bob. I was shrewed enough to do my homework and move into a a viable neighborhood that I knew would appreciate over time. A solid investement in a stable economy. F those who made poor choices.
This may very well be the most hypocritical statement ever written.*

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Originally posted by ucfbreath:
Congrats on finding your winner!:

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Originally posted by TableKnight:
Sad... I went though the trouble of making you a new sig... I really feel that Eeyore is kinda old for you...

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I know that it is from the fan board but that is to good not to save somewhere
 
Originally posted by ucfbreath:
I'm done guys. I can no longer post on here.

A while back I mentioned on here how I did some "pro bone-o" work in the past with an adult entertainment company located in Miami. A lot of that work was webcam related, and because of this I was the star of chat rooms in which people from around the world would watch what I did and pay $9.95 a month to do so. I got a cut of that money and it helped to fund my education and provide college luxuries like an Xbox and beer money.

Two months back I was near broke and got back into this business for some much needed money to finish off my education. I got a call 4 days ago from my advisor in my college. I've taken her class a few times and so she knows who I am. She goes on to tell me that she caught her son watching my webcam show and is making a motion with UCF to have me expelled as well as notifying my parents. As you can imagine...I'm freakin' scared and thinking of whatever I can to get out of this crap, but to no avail.

My mom called me yesterday and told me she was cutting off my internet access. I asked her why and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab is rare but I thought "Nah...forget it" -- "Yo homes, to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

So goodbye all.
 
Originally posted by HAL 9100:
Originally posted by chemmie:
My typical day would go something like this:

Sleep,
Watch "Price Is Right",
Masturbate,
Eat some Cheerios,
Masturbate,
Watch Maury Povich,
Drink some Gatorade,
Sleep,
Masturbate,
Eat some Chicken Noodle Soup,
Masturbate,
Sleep,
Drink some Gatorade,
Masturbate,
Sleep,
Watch Oprah,
Masturbate,
Sleep,
Eat something for dinner,
Sleep,
Masturbate,
Watch a DVR episode of Top Chef,
Masturbate,
Drink some Gatorade,
Drink a pint glass full of NyQuil,
Masturbate,
Pass out,
Repeat.
You sure do sleep a lot.
 
Originally posted by rowdyknight4:
OK Hal, OK. You go and enjoy your legs. I'll keep enjoying the 5-10 second spurts of the only pure joy available on this earth by having orgasms the rest of my life. Please, go on. Play sports. Run around. I'll be in the back room logged onto Spankwire smoking weed and enjoying my life with my weiner. And I'm sure I could get a chick even without legs to be halfway decent. That possibility doesn't even exist for you and your weinerless body with your legs. Have fun with those legs. Really.
 
Originally posted by UCFKnight85:
Ah, but that's not socialism....that's charity. Socialism would be taking brahman's ticket because he has two already, and then giving it to poor UCF Boss, who is broke from buying $5000 worth of pot this month and can't afford one.

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Originally posted by Bob the Knight:
hey buddy, let me know when it goes over 14,000. Like it did in 2007 before these stupid fuking banks fuked it all up by lending to fuking retards, in turn making it impossible for some with more than enough pay and very good credit to get a fuking loan. fuk off.
 
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MY MOM GIVES ME 1500 AS A GIFT FOR CLOSING AS A GIFT. SO TODAY WHILE IM AT MY FIRST CLOSING MY BANK SAYS THEY NEED PROOF THAT THERE WAS MONEY IN THE ACCOUNT BEFORE A CASHIERS CHECK WAS WRITTEN. A FUKCING CASHIERS CHECK, THE KIND OF CHECK THEY DONT WRITE UNLESS THERE IS MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT. FUKCING RIDICULOUS. SO I GO OVER TO MY MOMS BANK, ALL THE WHILE I'M MISSING WORK AND LOSING MONEY, TO GET A STATEMENT SHOWING THE MONEY BEING PULLED FROM HER ACCOUNT. THEN I GO TO MY SECOND CLOSING 2 HOURS LATER AND SIGN EVERYTHING AND THEN I GET A CALL FROM MY BANK AGAIN AROUND 5:30, AFTER I FINALLY MAKE IT BACK TO THE OFFICE TO CATCH UP ON ALL THE WORK I HAVE MISSED SINCE NOON, AND THEY SAY THEY STILL WONT ACCEPT THE CASHIERS CHECK AND THEY NEED A LETTER FROM MY MOMS BANK SAYING THAT THE MONEY FOR THE CHECK THEY DONT WRITE UNLESS YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO BACK IT WONT BOUNCE. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FUKCING RIDICULOUS. SO NEEDLESS TO SAY I AM STILL AT FUKCING WORK BECAUSE THEY MADE ME MISS MY ENTIRE DAY AND I STILL DONT HAVE A FUKCING HOUSE. I AM SO FUKCING SICK OF THESE MOUTHERFUKCERS. I AM GOING TO FUKING KILL SOMEBODY TOMORROW IF THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE. FUK FUK FUK FUK FUK. AND THESE ONLY REASON I AM POSTING THIS HERE IS BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY BITCHED TO EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW AND I AM STILL FUKING LIVID. MUTHERFUKING A$$HOLES.
 
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Originally posted by SAD:

Originally posted by ReginaeUCF:
I'm married... and the landing strip is the way to go.
Maybe one day, SAD, you'll get a landing strip.

Then, you can have your cake and.....
Landing strip is like drinking light beer. I prefer the heavy stuff.*
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by Hal 9100

Totally. My favorite part was when they nailed each other in the ass. I was disappointed though that they didn't actually show the act since that was my main reason to go see the movie. All that mushy love stuff was worthless. Come to think of it, I probably should've just gotten a gay porno instead as that would've been more to my liking.
 
Originally posted by KnightrousOxide:
I have this advice: Next time she brings up how she was asked to "get together" with one of her uber-famous ex-boyfriends who is on the farm team for the West Baton Rouge Mud Puppies, whip out your junk and say "so you like baseball? what do you think of this bat and balls?" and start masterbating wildly. Then put some pine tar on her neck and skull fcuk her. I think this will resolve any jealousy issues and teach her to keep her stoopid dick garage shut.

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Originally posted by ucfdoc:
Things I have taken out of vaginas"
1. Pieces of hot dogs
2. Money
3. Carpet
4. Potato
5. writing paper
6. and of course retained tampons (I hate saying that word)
 
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In response to SAD breaking his self imposed "ban" after only 2 days

Originally posted by Whataknight:
Dammit, you're like herpes. You say you're gone for a month and you flare up 2 days later.
 
Originally posted by OmniKnight:
Originally posted by herdgal:
Originally posted by OmniKnight:

Originally posted by herdgal:
Interesting how you only list football scores....

interesting that you're out of the kitchen.


I don't cook, but you wanna compare paychecks, asshole?

This post was edited on 3/29 6:54 PM by herdgal

that's not very ladylike language. would buy you a night sleeping on the porch in my household
 
Originally posted by knight-cachers:
Originally posted by OmniKnight:
Originally posted by herdgal:
Originally posted by OmniKnight:

Originally posted by herdgal:
Interesting how you only list football scores....

interesting that you're out of the kitchen.


I don't cook, but you wanna compare paychecks, asshole?

This post was edited on 3/29 6:54 PM by herdgal

that's not very ladylike language. would buy you a night sleeping on the porch in my household

Solid contribution.
 
John Morgan:

We are all of different religions. But I have noticed our God is the same.

When we were a small firm we used to take off Good Friday. It was and is the day Christ died on the cross. Bates eliminated the holiday over my strong objection.

In any event I am now and old man. I have studied many religions and I know one thing for certain,there is a God. If you want to know how I know come see me. But I digress.

Let us celebrate on our good friday by wearing casual clothing. I will be in shorts. People who have seen my legs know why.
But with one caveat. You and we must do one kind act for one of our co workers. They don't need to know it was you. It can be a note,a gift or an action.

The God I talk to is very sweet. Let's be that way on Good Friday. Regardless your faith we all have one thing at this firm in common and that is we love and respect each other. And hopefully all people.
I have read many religious books. And it all boils down to four words.

Love God
Love people.

The formula is simple. I have worked it my whole life.

Casual Friday. Good Friday. Thank you all for being you and making us who we are.

If this message offended anyone.
Screw you.

I have insurance for this kind of shit.

Love all of you,john

John B. Morgan
Morgan & Morgan, P.A.
20 North Orange Ave.
Suite 1600
Orlando, FL 32801
(407)420-1414
 
my thread about boxer briefs is the early favorite for best thread of the year 2010. HOF worthy thread.
 
Originally posted by ucfbreath:
my thread about boxer briefs is the early favorite for best thread of the year 2010. HOF worthy thread.

I'm gonna save it once the replies die down, and figure out how to host it somehwhere so it can be permanently linked. I'll figure that stuff out later.
 
Yeah but what sent that thread down the road towards HOF consideration? My post about stand wiping. I feel like I have finally made a positive contribution to this board.
 
Originally posted by 2PoorTUFans:
Yeah but what sent that thread down the road towards HOF consideration? My post about stand wiping. I feel like I have finally made a positive contribution to this board.
You're one of us now.
 
Originally posted by KnightedIbis:

This thread has really taken an interesting turn. Great discussion, hadn't really thought about that being a loophole. It's a good question, I mean if prostitution was legal, at least you could 'clean up' the industry.

On another tangent, speaking of Miami and prostitution. A couple of really young (early twenty somethings) guys ran a prostitution ring out of my place in Miami (posh condo building). They had the pent house, rent was probably like $5k a month for them. Anyway, they were all lower 20s and driving around Bentleys and AMG Benzes, mad bling/ice, and always were surrounded by some of the hottest young chics I've ever seen (typically two chics to every one dude). It really made it hard to justify my getting an MBA at the time
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Originally posted by ucfbreath:
Originally posted by MK 3rd's:
Solid way to pay off student loans IYAM.

you're tellin me.
 
Boxers and briefs thread.

Big, big thanks to Table for allowing us to use his server ( and walking me through doing it...this is waaay out of my computer skillz league haha ).
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Originally posted by nuknight_01:
Originally posted by BlueEyedKnight:
Pretty interesting read on all that smart people stuff that I don't understand. I really like the pretty pictures at the end.

Keep on trying to rationalize why you are so low on the achievement ladder. I think it is really cute how you try to deny objective fact. Sorry loser. Enjoy your summer. Oops.
 
another nu entry:

Originally posted by nuknight_01:
Originally posted by HAL 9100:
I'm the only one in the US with my full name and likely the only one in the world. This is the statistic I'd like to compare though:

"There are fewer than 115 people in the U.S. with the last name -----."

Wow that is a lot of people with the last name cocksucker.
 
Everyone forgives racist Mel Gibson because of his awareness of how to treat a woman.

Originally posted by NinjaKnight:

Originally posted by nuknight_01:
This one is awesome.

He warns, "I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."

epic win, IMHO
Originally posted by Chris_KnIgHt06:

Originally posted by nuknight_01:
This one is awesome.

He warns, "I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."

That line is so great! He gets a racist pass for me for that one.
Originally posted by ucfbreath:
yeah he could've said whatever he wanted, and ending with that line would've pardoned him of everything.
 
Originally posted by ucfbreath:
my thread about boxer briefs is the early favorite for best thread of the year 2010. HOF worthy thread.

In this case - i nominate myself for best "Milestone celebration"
 
by Nu to Chemmie but more for the hall of shame

That's right you dumb cum guzzler.

For something to be objective doesn't mean the cock sucker on the other side has to accept it.

That's my f#cking point you waste of oxygen.

You can be intimidated by the fact that I'm smarter than you if that makes you feel better.

Fact is, when some of us are born we are better than others at certain things.

I'm better at things that involve thinking. This is clear because I breezed through our school with A's while you were wiping your drool off of your chin and taking courses multiple times so you could limp out of our institution with a phuking 2.8.



The real moral tragedy here is that your cum dumpster mother didn't have the strength to fight off your retard father (remember retards have super retard strength) when he had her pinned on the hood of his AMC Gremlin. We're all paying for the pound of **** snot he deposited in that whore, and that is just phuking unacceptable. How dare he subject the world to his inferior gene pool.

I am just entirely grateful that you've had your cum tunnels sealed shut, so that this insult to the human gene pool can end with you and the world won't have to suffer another driveling idiot that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

You are like the result of some horrible experiment gone wrong where kid rock and casey anthony got together in the gene pool.

Only it's worse, because you're not dead.
 
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