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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by brahmanknight, Nov 7, 2008.
NuKnight is really Mel Gibson???
I losed at "AMC Gremlin"
It wouldn't be HOF without a reply...
Let me preface by stating there is severe vulgarity ahead, mostly in retaliation of nuknight’s original use of severe vulgarity. If you don’t wish to read severe vulgarity, stop reading. If you want to see nuknight get verbally raped, continue…
Alright, nu. Let me start by saying this isn’t a very Christian thing to have written. I’m sure Jesus Christ himself would find this post morally reprehensible. However, since you find it morally right, then it must be morally right because you’re an egocentric dicksucker.
Now, since you couldn’t beat me in a real debate, you’ll have to get another beatdown by way of insult. Philosophy isn’t even my strong point, verbally screwing your ass is. Let's just hope it doesn't cause you to have another Chernobyl-style cognitive meltdown.
"Cum guzzler," eh? I have a plan. Let's have a cocktail together sometime; my cock in your tail. You're just my type, baby, and I can't fight this feelin' anymore. So let's listen to some REO Speedwagon and have a hardcore grudgef*ck wherein I will screw your ass like a migrant worker. You can revel in the sin of those homosexual thoughts you’ve been suppressing due to God, like so many good gay Christians before you.
Technically speaking, we breathe mostly nitrogen. So, I prefer to be called a waste of nitrogen, Copernicus.
Trust me when I say that I am not intimidated by you and that you are not smarter than me. I can say this with complete certainty, as my IQ is at least 43 and I have the cognition to refrain from having self control breakdowns on the interwebs.
This is true. I was born better at cognitive reasoning and rational thought, whereas you are really good at dick sucking.
The only thing you are good at thinking about is making change for the cruel blowjobs you give for a dollar and a quarter at Shamrock Liquors.
The fact that you say that you "breezed through" your Super-Awesome Top 5 University when it cannot be proven or disproven on this forum just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole on the forum.
Luckily for me, he was able to pull his dick out of your mouth in time to shoot off in my mother, or else I would never have been born.
Let's not be hasty here, you might accidentally have coitus with a woman at some point and get her pregnant. This is not likely, but it is within the realm of possibility, so I can't discount the fact that another "driveling idiot" will be born.
I am pretty good looking and good with the ladies, so you might have a point.
Now, now, junior... what would Jesus do? Would Jesus go around wishing death upon someone? I think not.
Is it a very moral position to hold that someone should die simply because they utterly destroy you in an argument about morality? Once again, I think not. You, sir, fail in a most spectacular and humiliating way.
You can't submit your own quote in the hall of fame.
Bob with this hall of fame post here.
i wish we could clean this crap up and delete a lot of posts that are unnecesary.
shouldn't be discussions in HOF thread.
Good point. That can be arranged soon.
That's not a bad idea. Lets talk this out and see what we can come up with.
From the thread titled "Rank the ECU Posters on Intelligence Level"
Originally posted on Pirate Illustrated on 10/29/2010 in a thread titled, "I came here to flame."
I'm glad you saved the "I came to flame" post - it was just deleted.
From Knightman's post about Anti-matter...
love the two posts, two edits by blue
I still think this is the best meltdown ever -- I only wish I could find his crazy rant about European racing...
My 15,000 post deserves to be in this thread.
as does this:
......and another epic meltdown for the HOF
This post was edited on 6/10 11:43 AM by UCFhonors
I made it! I feel like i need to thank so many people.
Underrated part of that screen: 3rd post on OTM's recent posts is the one that gave us the info we needed.
Ice comes through again. The Picasso of the Cooler.
Kinda butthurt that my epic joke about mach's car not starting didn't make it here. At least one person noted its hof-ness.
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The moral of the story....
And the moral of the story...
none of the past two posts are worthy. didn't even crack a smile.
in fact i'm still trying to figure out the first time/last time nu did anything worth HOF.
I give it a week before Honors starts posting his own retarded posts in the Hall of Fame thread.
Mods, please clean up this thread and/or ban Honors.
You guys, no one is allowed to post commentary in the HOF. It’s on page three of the rule book. Make a thread about your thoughts regarding a HOF post so it will eventually get deleted since no cares to read your opinion years from now.
I propose a 30minute ban to anyone who breaks this rule.
I must say I'm flattered. Also its funny that they think as little of honor's intelligence as we do. I guess they aren't as dumb as they look.
it's not often you see an incoherent and angry 3-post rant where the poster sits back and probably thinks he is witty...so here it is in one big ode-to-myself:
5 minutes later........
and another 9 minutes after that.........