The Current State of Florida Programs
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Instead of coming at me or reading all the b.s from the Malzahn simp…you guys should read this article. It explains (paranoia) Malzahn like nothing else. It will also clearly tell you why his time is long gone and his gimmick offense will never succeed.
www.espn.com
Why did Auburn pay Gus Malzahn $21.7 million to walk away? Offensive woes top list
Gus Malzahn nearly won a national championship in just his 14th game at Auburn. The seven seasons that followed were defined by a frustrating and futile attempt to scale the same heights.
I will say this...
Being all those things your not doesn't make me any better than you. I don't want anyone to think it does. It does make me a legitimate legacy, though. I, myself, am not a pure Barn. I was born into a family of bammers. I can even remember wearing bammer gear in kindergarten and first grade.
I turned Barn in second grade thanks to a bully at school. I had to piss badly, and a Barner bully stood in the doorway and wouldn't let any bammers in the bathroom. So I lied and told him I was an Auburn fan. Then, some random kid, who I later came to know as a Brother, vouched for me. The bully stood aside and let me in. Praise the Good Lord for bullies and War Eagle!
I made a thread now that will make you cry simp. Keep trying to gaslight these people weirdo.
No…it was from 2020. Go read up on why Mario was fired at FIU or self reflect on all the fast food and 7/11s that fired you.
No one cares, now go away
No one cares, now go away
Wario has had 5 losing seasons in 12 years. He is 74-73 overall and has a losing record at Miami.
Say what? I post here every day dummy. Boys talking like UCF didn’t go 6-7.This thread is like groundhog day. How do you know spring is around the corner? LoboCane is crowing about recruiting. The silence starts about some time in September....every year
Is that not actually a flattering statistic? We spent all but one of those years in a G5 conference, where we didn’t have the opportunity to play a bunch of ranked teams. Pretty impressive to be ahead of all those schools who were in a P5 conference during that whole time period. Thanks for giving us love by posting that tweet!
But, but you guys claimed a fake coley naty while at G5. Also, had a losing record vs P5 while in the AAC. But, but…
nothing fake about the Colley NC. you want Fake NCs go talk to Bama.
Fewest conference championships in the last 2 decades....Miami
I thought you were leaving these boards because of low morale???????
And you are jealous of our natty...and our championships...and our NY6s...and all the things that have transpired in the last 20 years. Even our 0-12 year was memorable in a bad way. Miami has just languished in mediocrity and unremarkable seasons for 20 years. It is like the purgatory of college football. honestly, I feel bad for Miami fans... the few of them that really exist,. The program has no soul
Regular contributor? 🤣🤣🤣
Spamming every thread with negativity and STEALING paywall info to try and flex the open board is the lowest form of scUM you will find on the internet.
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I thought you were leaving the boards because of low morale?
The future is bright at Miami. Meanwhile, Gus spent the day trying to hype his army of lowly 3* transfers.
I thought you were leaving the boards due to low morale?
Miami #Canes made the top 25. UCF and Malzahn are nowhere to be found. Welp.
theathletic.com
Upheaval in CFB creates 2024 rankings shake-up: Stewart Mandel's too-early Top 25 2.0
An onslaught of transfers benefited contenders like Ohio State and Texas. Poor Washington fell out altogether.
theathletic.com
Miami Hurricanes, 2024 national championship logo winner. That’s just as bad as the USF Mascot championship.
Now that I think about it, if you put the USF logo on top of the Miami logo you get an unholy union of a heifer and a 40 year old bald guy who never step foot in a classroom at the UM which resulted in Lobo.
Keep on winning the preseason because that is all you have. Come the regular season you will go into hibernation just like last year.
Did you just say "The future is bright?"
You are well on your way to being a Malzahnian!
"The future is bright" is one of Gus's favorite sayings! Here are some others for you to continue practicing:
Breaking down Auburn coach Gus Malzahn’s most-used phrases and everything that goes with it
OK, all right, he's a guy that we wish him nothing but the best and everything that goes with it. Every year is different. There's no doubt.
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I thought you were leaving the boards due to low morale?Miami #Canes made the top 25. UCF and Malzahn are nowhere to be found. Welp.
Upheaval in CFB creates 2024 rankings shake-up: Stewart Mandel's too-early Top 25 2.0
An onslaught of transfers benefited contenders like Ohio State and Texas. Poor Washington fell out altogether.
Miami = irrelevant in college football since dial-up internet.
7-6 UM fan all hyped for the preseason. Gotta cling to something because your team is and has been trash for a couple decades now.
What a tool. All you continue to show is how inept your team is at utilizing the talent that that they bring in.
Post something that UM has done of significance BESIDES recruiting in the past decade. I’ll wait…
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