Emotional Affair? What would the cooler do?
- Thread starter Knight_Magic
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Here's what I don't understand. If you sit down to wipe how do you glory in what you've just created? Do you stand up and look at it then self high five and flush or do you just leave the recent chocolaty/corny weight loss a mystery?
Holy hell. This guy does need a break from this place. "Board issues spilling over"??? Someone takes the internet a little to serious.
I know how he feels. I've cried myself to sleep on more than one occasion when people were mean to me on here.
Nooooo...if you stand up, you smear it around your cheeks. If you stay seated and wipe, you'll get clean and then you can still view your monument through a small amount of tp.
You just look between your legs.
![[banana]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/1682178.gif "banana [banana]")
I wonder if UCFBS wipes his ass sitting down or his wife/mom wipes it for him standing up? #ThoughtOfTheDay
No no, its the other way around. He has to wipe up her shit and hes happy to do so. At least she tells him hes happy to do so.
Just keep wiping until the paper comes out clean. #science
But if you're not wiggling the
out it shouldn't hit the sidewalls and won't get smushed. We keep those wet wipe toilet paper things in the bathroom anyway. We're not animals.
Yep. 1-2 of the flushable kind are fine. They shouldn't be used in lieu of TP though.
Of course the best way is just to shower after a dump.
SPINOFF: You're in the shower when you get the "urge" to poo. Do you get out and take a dump on the toilet OR just push it out in the shower and force it down the drain with you foot? Be honest ...
OMG, does anyone NOT get out and
????
@LittleMissKnight doesn't. She said that shit is good for your toes.OMG, does anyone NOT get out and
It depends. If it's that runny diarrhea shit, then maybe. But there's no way you're pushing meaty log turds down the shower drain. Get out. Poop. Flush. Get back in to "wipe."
Just how hard are your "meaty log turds" anyway? Mine have a good consistency but I'm sure I could squish them through the shower drain if I ever needed to. You must be
ing out petrified log shit.
They're squishable, but I'd rather towel the floor of the bathroom dry than spend the time squishing them with my toes through the holes in the drain. I think I did hear a clunking sound in the toilet as I passed one, so I can't imagine that would be a quick task.Just how hard are your "meaty log turds" anyway? Mine have a good consistency but I'm sure I could squish them through the shower drain if I ever needed to. You must be
Run out of the shower to dump? Yes.
Squish a giant log turd with my toes? No. Unless you count one I accidentally stepped on during a backpacking trip.
Well, shitI found a pic of one of your giant, meaty turds:
courtesy of ratemypoo.com
Wipe. When you put the paper in the toilet, keep the paper near the top of the bowl. Then when you're finished, you can stand and admire your work. And check your
to see if you need to intake more fiber or more water.I read this on the internet.
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Don't flush them. They are marketed as "flushable" but they take forever to breakdown and are causing clogs in sewers all over the world.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/lauriewinkless/2016/05/24/sewer-wars-the-fatberg-menace/#7c8a7a342871
My clean ass takes precedent over the world's sewer issues. 'Murica!
I was always told to poor it into a can or milk carton, let it harden, and then just throw it away.
If your pouring it down the drain, it's just hardening in your pipes.
