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The Current State of Florida Programs

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I think it was a sarcastic post. Look at the name of who posted it.
 
I think it was a sarcastic post. Look at the name of who posted it.
Yes, it screams of an intelligence level of someone that got a degree from a diploma mill. Probably Beelit47, AL1 or just a random disturbed UCF zealot.
 
Per Sagarin UCF 8.5 point neutral site favorite over the flying cristoballs.
Lol. Claim the “win” then…it would be as valid as the Colley fake Naty.

Miami is building a championship football program. 38 new players will join Miami for 2023 with an average player rank of 91.22. Just an outstanding high school and portal class.

We also have three players projected to go in the first round of the 2024 draft.

Some good good news for UCF? FAMU DE Kamari Stephens will be at UCF for an OV and Malzon is sure to be “booming”. Nice win over Liberty, Buffalo, Jacksonville State and East Tennessee State.

LOL…look at the players Malzon is bringing in…look at who UCF is “beating” for talent.

 
Those mock drafts are notoriously accurate.


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What talent does UCF have returning? Two years for Malzon and one player drafted…a fifth rounder that never played a snap for Malzon.
 
Some good good news for UCF? FAMU DE Kamari Stephens will be at UCF for an OV and Malzon is sure to be “booming”. Nice win over Liberty, Buffalo, Jacksonville State and East Tennessee State.
Just for clarification, are you dissing the brother of a former miami player?

 
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LOL. Kam Kinchens is a first team All American safety. Leonard Taylor is a top ten graded DT and a proven talent. UCF has ZERO guys projected to be drafted in the first three rounds of the 2024 draft…right in line with the ZERO players drafted this year.
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If these accolades meant anything fraudU wouldn't be 0-19 in the ACC.
 
No players drafted and
How can a team possibly be good the year following having no players drafted?

-titanscane
No players drafted in 2023, one dude drafted in 2022 and zero players projected to be drafted in the first three rounds of the 2024 NFL draft.

Answer this…name one current player in UCF’s roster that is graded top ten in his position by PFF. Just ONE Jeremy…I’ll wait.
 
No players drafted and

No players drafted in 2023, one dude drafted in 2022 and zero players projected to be drafted in the first three rounds of the 2024 NFL draft.

Answer this…name one current player in UCF’s roster that is graded top ten in his position by PFF. Just ONE Jeremy…I’ll wait.
It’s weird that you keep trying to tear down a team that has been better than Miami for 15 years. I don’t think UCF is in great shape to challenge in the Big 12. UCF has been better than Miami though. So it’s strange you are here.
 
I'm getting bored writing about a team nobody on this board cares about. I think I'll start posting info on another team with more of a following in this forum. Let me know which one you'd like to hear about instead of my non-alma mater:

Oviedo High School - or any high school for that matter
My nephew's youth soccer team
My latest toe fungus remedies

Any other suggestions?
 
Three players in the top 100 for Miami and ZERO for UCF. Malzon is really doing it for UCF?
 
If you believe it’s bad now at UCF (you should) just wait until the army of mid transfers (more in the way) Malzon is bringing in hits the field. Let Gus cook for a couple of more years and it will takes decades to fix the damage.
 
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If you believe it’s bad now at UCF (you should) just wait until the army of mid transfers (more in the way) Malzon is bringing in hits the field. Let Gus cook for a couple of more years and it will takes decades to fix the damage.
OMG it's going to take decades. 🤣 🤣 🤣

TitanCane searching for every UCF outlet to scream that this is it.....it's not like the past 2 DECADES for fraudU.

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OMG it's going to take decades. 🤣 🤣 🤣

TitanCane searching for every UCF outlet to scream that this is it.....it's not like the past 2 DECADES for fraudU.

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Young players get developed by playing them. Malzon is playing all the JAG transfers he brings in. That’s why there’s zero player development at UCF, zero guys getting drafted and young players leaving the program. Do you understand?
 
Young players get developed by playing them. Malzon is playing all the JAG transfers he brings in. That’s why there’s zero player development at UCF, zero guys getting drafted and young players leaving the program. Do you understand?
No matter your recruiting rankings nor mock drafts a mid coach will bring mid results.

FraudU is the poster child (ie FraudU 2004-2022).

Do you understand?
 
What a joke. After years of great recruiting, we would likely finish in the middle of the pack of the NFC, not the ACC.
I will be Christobowl-less and miamar' s biggest fan next year. I hope y'all can somehow make a meaningless bowl game. The last thing I want is for Wario to fall flat on his face with another losing season and for the miamar brass to see how sexy Gus looks with a $2 million buyout after winning the Big 12 next year.

miamar will try to buy Malzahn (y'all do have an affinity for buying all things UCF), and if that happens, I will have to upload my consciousness to the Internet (like Lobo) so I can troll message boards of directional Florida programs 24/7. I am not sure West Florida even has a message board. I will have to buy stamps and snail mail their fans troll letters.

It will take Gus three seasons to turn that mess in miamar into a championship program. That's a lot of stamps! So let's go u.
 
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I will be Christobowl-less and miamar' s biggest fan next year. I hope y'all can somehow make a meaningless bowl game. The last thing I want is for Wario to fall flat on his face with another losing season and for the miamar brass to see how sexy Gus looks with a $2 million buyout after winning the Big 12 next year.

miamar will try to buy Malzahn (y'all do have an affinity for buying all things UCF), and if that happens, I will have to upload my consciousness to the Internet (like Lobo) so I can troll message boards of directional Florida programs 24/7. I am not sure West Florida even has a message board. I will have to buy stamps and snail mail their fans troll letters.

It will take Gus three seasons to turn that mess in miamar into a championship program. That's a lot of stamps! So let's go u.
Central isn’t a direction, FYI
 
Central is a directional term that describes a structure situated at or near the midpoint of another structure. The opposite term of central is peripheral, which pertains to a structure that is away from the center.
 
Central is a directional term that describes a structure situated at or near the midpoint of another structure. The opposite term of central is peripheral, which pertains to a structure that is away from the center.
Source? “Directional” term? Wtf does that mean. That’s like saying “down” or “up” or ”beside” or ”middle” are directions. They are not, they relate to proximity. In the context of UCF and using your definition, what exact “structure” is “Central” Florida “at or near the midpoint of?” This is of course presuming that UCF is a “Structure” In the first place.
 
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Top Five Worst Malzon Losses at UCF.

#5. December 3, 2022 - Tulane 45 - UCF 28. After two years of mismanaging the QB room, there’s no Keene to save the day for Malzon. Tulane trumps UCF to become the AAC champion. Mohajir is seen on TV walking up and down on the UCF sidelines, looking at the floor as if he were regretting something.

#4. September 17, 2021 - Louisville 42 - UCF 35. Malik Cunningham hurt his leg and could hardly move but UCF could not stop his playmaking. Crazy play calling by Malzon at the end of the game results in DG getting hurt. This would be the last game DG would play for UCF and it marks the end of a very successful UCF QB room (Frost - Heupel).

#3. November 13, 2021 - SMU 55 - UCF 28. Malzon had a leg injury and had the idea of coaching from a picnic table on top of a platform. From there he watched as Tanner Mordecai three for 377 yards and 3 TD’s. SMU dropped 55 and Malzon could be seen on TV sipping Gatorade and rearranging sharpies on the kid’s table.

#2. October 3, 2021 - Navy 34 - UCF 30.

Malzon and UCF drop a 13 point fourth quarter lead lead to lose to winless Navy. Enough said.

#1. November 10, 2022 - Navy 17 - UCF 14.

20th ranked UCF was leading the AAC race and had a chance to host the conference championship game. BUT it faced a home game with 3-7 Navy. The result was a disaster. Navy beat UCF without completing a pass.
 
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Top Five Worst Malzon Losses at UCF.

#5. December 3, 2022 - Tulane 45 - UCF 28. After two years of mismanaging the QB room, there’s no Keene to save the day for Malzon. Tulane trumps UCF to become the AAC champion. Mohajir is seen on TV walking up and down on the UCF sidelines, looking at the floor as if he were regretting something.

#4. September 17, 2021 - Louisville 42 - UCF 35. Malik Cunningham hurt his leg and could hardly move but UCF could not stop his playmaking. Crazy play calling by Malzon at the end of the game results in DG getting hurt. This would be the last game DG would play for UCF and it marks the end of a very successful UCF QB room (Frost - Heupel).

#3. November 13, 2021 - SMU 55 - UCF 28. Malzon had a leg injury and had the idea of coaching from a picnic table on top of a platform. From there he watched as Tanner Mordecai three for 377 yards and 3 TD’s. SMU dropped 55 and Malzon could be seen on TV sipping Gatorade and rearranging sharpies on the kid’s table.

#2. October 3, 2021 - Navy 34 - UCF 30.

Malzon and UCF drop a 13 point fourth quarter lead lead to lose to winless Navy. Enough said.

#1. November 10, 2022 - Navy 17 - UCF 14.

20th ranked UCF was leading the AAC race and had a chance to host the conference championship game. BUT it faced a home game with 3-7 Navy. The result was a disaster. Navy beat UCF without completing a pass.
Top 5 loss is to the cotton bowl winner. Lol. Meanwhile whats Cristobals best win? Georgia tech?
 
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