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Top Five Worst Malzon Losses at UCF.

#5. December 3, 2022 - Tulane 45 - UCF 28. After two years of mismanaging the QB room, there’s no Keene to save the day for Malzon. Tulane trumps UCF to become the AAC champion. Mohajir is seen on TV walking up and down on the UCF sidelines, looking at the floor as if he were regretting something.

#4. September 17, 2021 - Louisville 42 - UCF 35. Malik Cunningham hurt his leg and could hardly move but UCF could not stop his playmaking. Crazy play calling by Malzon at the end of the game results in DG getting hurt. This would be the last game DG would play for UCF and it marks the end of a very successful UCF QB room (Frost - Heupel).

#3. November 13, 2021 - SMU 55 - UCF 28. Malzon had a leg injury and had the idea of coaching from a picnic table on top of a platform. From there he watched as Tanner Mordecai three for 377 yards and 3 TD’s. SMU dropped 55 and Malzon could be seen on TV sipping Gatorade and rearranging sharpies on the kid’s table.

#2. October 3, 2021 - Navy 34 - UCF 30.

Malzon and UCF drop a 13 point fourth quarter lead lead to lose to winless Navy. Enough said.

#1. November 10, 2022 - Navy 17 - UCF 14.

20th ranked UCF was leading the AAC race and had a chance to host the conference championship game. BUT it faced a home game with 3-7 Navy. The result was a disaster. Navy beat UCF without completing a pass.
Mario's Top 5 Wins at FraudU

1. GT (5-7)
2. Virginia (3-8)
3. VT (3-8)
4. Southern Miss (7-6)
5. Bethune Cookman (2-9)

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Source? “Directional” term? Wtf does that mean. That’s like saying “down” or “up” or ”beside” or ”middle” are directions. They are not, they relate to proximity. In the context of UCF and using your definition, what exact “structure” is “Central” Florida “at or near the midpoint of?” This is of course presuming that UCF is a “Structure” In the first place.
Google. Copy and paste. It will show up. They aren’t Cardinal directions. But yes up, down, left , right , coastal and central are directions. If you are in South Florida and are told to go to Central Florida, you would obviously head North.
 
Malzon will “boom” tomorrow in a futile effort to cause excitement. Should UCF be excited about another mid portal guy joining? The answer is no. I’ll explain.

Malzon is bringing (at least 16 portal transfers)…all mid, all with a low ceiling. Malzon will play these guys over the incoming high school recruits and the young underclass players in the roster. That is a given.

Thus, development of players will continue to be nonexistent. Very likely that nobody from UCF will be drafted next year and the young guys will transfer out to get playing time.

Word is out that Malzon does not play his recruits and it’s getting louder. Going forward he will have a tougher time convincing kids to be “hometown heroes”.

So go ahead and applaud tomorrow. If you want?
 
He's had one recruting class hit the field.

You sir are a clown.
This is his third year kid…he just keeps playing the transfers he brings in. None have a high ceiling and none will be drafted.

3/5 top high school recruits from the 2022 class are already gone (two without registering a single stat). 80% of the high school recruits from 2021 are gone.

Dude is reaching for all kind of portal guys after he only brought in 15 high school recruits. Two years in and only one dude drafted (a guy that never took a snap for him).

Recruiting like his hair in on fire? Get real.
 
Which one of you took Titan Cane’s wife and lunch money? Thanks a lot bc he’s not content enough to post on Twitter constantly about UCF, now he’s here.
 
Which one of you took Titan Cane’s wife and lunch money? Thanks a lot bc he’s not content enough to post on Twitter constantly about UCF, now he’s here.
This is 2023. I took his husband. Then sent him back when I was done.
 
Malzon will “boom” tomorrow in a futile effort to cause excitement. Should UCF be excited about another mid portal guy joining? The answer is no. I’ll explain.

Malzon is bringing (at least 16 portal transfers)…all mid, all with a low ceiling. Malzon will play these guys over the incoming high school recruits and the young underclass players in the roster. That is a given.

Thus, development of players will continue to be nonexistent. Very likely that nobody from UCF will be drafted next year and the young guys will transfer out to get playing time.

Word is out that Malzon does not play his recruits and it’s getting louder. Going forward he will have a tougher time convincing kids to be “hometown heroes”.

So go ahead and applaud tomorrow. If you want?
I am trying to track what all you saying here.

UCF historically recruits HS players who rank in the 50s nationally at their positions. But (you think, per your comments,) Malzahn should throw those players who are not physically and mentally ready to compete (based on their rankings) to the wolves at the highest level of football. (Apparently, that is what Miami does.) Malzahn (again, you are saying) should not redshirt them to give them time to learn and train under The Best Strength & Conditioning Staff in the State of Orlando (if not the entire county)?

I am still trying to figure out how "getting drafted" equates to winning football games. Calapri at Kentucky has produced a whole hell of a lot of NBA draft picks, but he doesn't have jack squat to show for it in the trophy case. Do you think Kentucky fans GAS about who gets drafted? No. They want CHAMPIONSHIPS! That's what Gus brings to the table. BANNERS baby BANNERS.

Reigning 2022 AAC runners up!

And if those recruits leave, they will leave because they aren't good enough to play. Gus will replace them with more "mid, all with a low ceiling" transfers that will consistently post four losses a season to outpace the u.

Not falling for your weak troll.

So ya I will be applauding!

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This is his third year kid…he just keeps playing the transfers he brings in. None have a high ceiling and none will be drafted.

3/5 top high school recruits from the 2022 class are already gone (two without registering a single stat). 80% of the high school recruits from 2021 are gone.

Dude is reaching for all kind of portal guys after he only brought in 15 high school recruits. Two years in and only one dude drafted (a guy that never took a snap for him).

Recruiting like his hair in on fire? Get real.
He'S hAd oNe rEcRuTing clAss HiT tHe fiEld.

A FrEsHmAn cLaSS.

Do you understand?
 
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I have a question.

Can lobo post the names of the top coaches Mario Christobal has defeated and list the schools where the opposition coached when Christobal notched the win.

(For example, Christobol beat Kalen Deboer head-to-head ... when Deboer was at Fresno State.)

I will do Malzahn...

sabehr, uat (3x)
Dabo, Clempsom
Kirby, uGay
Miles, LSWho
Jimbo, Tx A&M
Steve Spurrier, South Carolina
(Those are just the national championship-winning coaches)

Throw in..
Saint Bobby Petrino, Louisville (w/Lamar Jackson)
Chris Peterson, Washington
Lane Kiffin, Ole Piss
Christobowl-less, Oregon 🤣
Mike Norvell, Memphis
Willie Fritz, Tulane

Now tell me about Christobol. I am waiting to hear about his impressive win against fired Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio...

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We can do memorable plays if you want. Does Christobal have one of these?



Or these?



Or these?



^^^Greatest Substitution Scheme in the history of college football! Gus sent his punter out on the field. uat sent its punt return team team out. Gus called the punter back to the sideline and sent out Bo Nix. uat called its punt return team off the field (but NOT its punt returner) and sent its defense back onto the field. Thus, 12 men on the field. Brilliant!

The NCAA had to change its rules for special teams after Gus tricked sabahr.
 
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I have a question.

Can lobo post the names of the top coaches Mario Christobal has defeated and list the schools where the opposition coached when Christobal notched the win.

(For example, Christobol beat Kalen Deboer head-to-head ... when Deboer was at Fresno State.)

I will do Malzahn...

sabehr, uat (3x)
Dabo, Clempsom
Kirby, uGay
Miles, LSWho
Jimbo, Tx A&M
Steve Spurrier, South Carolina
(Those are just the national championship-winning coaches)

Throw in..
Saint Bobby Petrino, Louisville (w/Lamar Jackson)
Chris Peterson, Washington
Lane Kiffin, Ole Piss
Christobowl-less, Oregon 🤣
Mike Norvell, Memphis
Willie Fritz, Tulane

Now tell me about Christobol. I am waiting to hear about his impressive win against fired Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio...

Bored Cabin Fever GIF
I'll help him out.

Will Hall (Southern Miss).

The only coach with a winning record last year he beat while at fraudU.
 
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UCF went 1-3 to end the year with the only win against 1-10 USF. Malhazan filling the roster with mid transfers that don’t get drafted or right out bust. The QB room in shambles. The top high school recruits from 2022 leaving…most without registering a single statistic and #KingdomNIL doing a raffle for old football equipment to raise money.
All of this is true.
That said Miami has never done a damn thing in the ACC. LOL.
I would expect UCF to at least equal Miami level success in the P5 quickly because....... Not much challenge there. :D:D
 
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All of this is true.
That said Miami has never done a damn thing in the ACC. LOL.
I would expect UCF to at least equal Miami level success in the P5 quickly because....... Not much challenge there. :D:D
Miami coach sucks ✔️
Miami program sucks ✔️

Bar is pretty low for being a Florida program in a new conference.
 
Miami coach sucks ✔️
Miami program sucks ✔️

Bar is pretty low for being a Florida program in a new conference.
AUBURN LEGACY 1!! You very WELL should know that Malzon is trying to buy himself a win by bringing a horde of mid portal transfers.

That’s not the way to build a program. Bringing in SIXTEEN transfers…every single one a low ceiling guy, all of them.

Malzon is struggling bro. Dude is making $2.3M a year…that makes him the lowest paid Big 12 coach. $2.3M is good OC money but it’s poverty for a P5 HC.

UCF has little faith in Malzon cause they have not even extended him. Thus, he is trying to buy himself more time with an additional win or two.

Again…Malzon has no plan in place. None. Meanwhile, back at the ranch:

 
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AUBURN LEGACY 1!! You very WELL should know that Malzon is trying to buy himself a win by bringing a horde of mid portal transfers.

That’s not the way to build a program. Bringing in SIXTEEN transfers…every single one a low ceiling guy, all of them.

Malzon is struggling bro. Dude is making $2.3M a year…that makes him the lowest paid Big 12 coach. $2.3M is good OC money but it’s poverty for a P5 HC.

UCF has little faith in Malzon cause they have not even extended him. Thus, he is trying to buy himself more time with an additional win or two.

Again…Malzon has no plan in place. None. Meanwhile, back at the ranch:

Ok dude. Again, we see the same thing, but we have perspectives on what we are seeing. We can agree the roster is top heavy and has few contributing underclassmen.

You think Malzahn is oblivious to this and cannot see UCF is headed off the rails in 2024.

I think Malzahn is eyeballing a jump back to the SEC and is loading up on wily veterans to make one last statement at UCF in 2023 before taking his talents back to the greatest conference on the planet.

You think UCF hasn't extended him because it doesn't believe in him.

I think Gus has been up front with Terry Mohajir and UCF from the get go about rebuilding his image and this being a 3-year deal before returning to the SEC.

His buyout is low as of Jan. 1. Auburn made him rich. He doesn't need the money. A return to the SEC would be all about ego. Unlike Mario, Gus has been fired only once in his career. It left a bad taste in his mouth. I can understand how that would make a man want vindication. I also think Gus realizes that he cannot win a seriously compete for championship without real money (NIL, staff, recruiting budget, etc.)

While I cannot truthfully say Gus would be leaving UCF in better shape than when he inherited it, it will look like it is in good shape 'IF' he leaves.
 
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Ok dude. Again, we see the same thing, but we have perspectives on what we are seeing. We can agree the roster is top heavy and has few contributing underclassmen.

You think Malzahn is oblivious to this and cannot see UCF is headed off the rails in 2024.

I think Malzahn is eyeballing a jump back to the SEC and is loading up on wily veterans to make one last push at UCF in 2023 before taking his talents back to the greatest conference on the planet.

You think UCF hasn't extended him because it doesn't believe in him.

I think Gus has been up front with Terry Mohajir and UCF from the get go about rebuilding his image and this being a 3-year deal before returning to the SEC.

His buyout is low as of Jan. 1. Auburn made him rich. He doesn't need the money. A return to the SEC would be all about ego. Unlike Mario, Gus has been fired only once in his career. It left a bad taste in his mouth. I can understand how that would make a man want vindication. I also think Gus realizes that he cannot win a seriously compete for championship without real money (NIL, staff, recruiting budget, etc.)

While I cannot truthfully say Gus will be leaving UCF in better shape than when he inherited it, it will look like it is in good shape 'IF' he leaves.
That’s the trashy post we all knew you truly felt. I hope you and Dodocane can meet at the coconut creek turnpike Dunkin’ Donuts rest stop and frustrate-bang your shitty team’s frustration in the bathroom to get it over with.

I really hope you both can **** off now…
 
That’s the trashy post we all knew you truly felt. I hope you and Dodocane can meet at the coconut creek turnpike Dunkin’ Donuts rest stop and frustrate-bang your shitty team’s frustration in the bathroom to get it over with.

I really hope you both can **** off now…
I am not being a d*ck.

I literally started an entire thread about this.

 
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Ok dude. Again, we see the same thing, but we have perspectives on what we are seeing. We can agree the roster is top heavy and has few contributing underclassmen.

You think Malzahn is oblivious to this and cannot see UCF is headed off the rails in 2024.

I think Malzahn is eyeballing a jump back to the SEC and is loading up on wily veterans to make one last push at UCF in 2023 before taking his talents back to the greatest conference on the planet.

You think UCF hasn't extended him because it doesn't believe in him.

I think Gus has been up front with Terry Mohajir and UCF from the get go about rebuilding his image and this being a 3-year deal before returning to the SEC.

His buyout is low as of Jan. 1. Auburn made him rich. He doesn't need the money. A return to the SEC would be all about ego. Unlike Mario, Gus has been fired only once in his career. It left a bad taste in his mouth. I can understand how that would make a man want vindication. I also think Gus realizes that he cannot win a seriously compete for championship without real money (NIL, staff, recruiting budget, etc.)

While I cannot truthfully say Gus will be leaving UCF in better shape than when he inherited it, it will look like it is in good shape 'IF' he leaves.
Bro…seriously, who do you think is going to hire Malhazan in the SEC? Who and why? Why would they hire an old coach that has done nothing in the last decade? You are widely speculating and making up fantasy type scenarios my man.

He has a bad reputation handling QBs. Again, the man has very poor reputation on his management of the QB room.

His offense was good at one point due to having a generational freak playing QB. The best the man can do is try to finesse a nice extension from UCF. That’s it my man…that’s his ceiling.

Dude gets paid $2.3M and zero P5 teams have shown any interest in him. Every thing that has occurred at UCF only enhances and gives credibility to all the criticism against him.

Can’t develop QBs or manage a QB room, can’t recruit OL, surrounds himself with WEAK “yes men”. He is also resistant to change and refuses to adapt.

Dude was the wrong hire for UCF. An old wealthy HC that got fired from the SEC. Those coaches are burned out at this time in their career…there’s little left in the tank. Same thing when Miami hired Mark Richt.

Malhazan is 3-6 in bowls and have never won a NY6 bowl as a head coach. THREE times his Auburn teams started the season top ten and finished unranked.

Get real bro.
 
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Truth is that AL1 has a much higher understanding of college football than any of the UCF fans. This is not surprising since he is a lifelong fan of an SEC team. G5 fans just don’t understand how big time football and recruiting work. Clueless.

The issue with AL1 is his irrational, almost insane obsession with Gus Malhazan. Get real dude.
 
That’s the trashy post we all knew you truly felt. I hope you and Dodocane can meet at the coconut creek turnpike Dunkin’ Donuts rest stop and frustrate-bang your shitty team’s frustration in the bathroom to get it over with.

I really hope you both can **** off now…
You are not a moderator here and you don’t tell anyone anything kid. AL1 knows worlds more than you and other UCF fans of similar ilk. Fact, is that you don’t know anything about big time college football. Read and learn.
 
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You are not a moderator here and you don’t tell anyone anything kid. AL1 knows worlds more than you and other UCF fans of similar ilk. Fact, is that you don’t know anything about big time college football. Read and learn.
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The issue with AL1 is his irrational, almost insane obsession with Gus Malhazan. Get real dude.
First, I am not saying Gus is leaving UCF. I am simply pointing out the possibilities.

Next, Richt has Parkinson's. Gus is only 57, only five years older than Mario. sabahr is 71! So Gus is still in his prime.

Furthermore, Malzahn has never had a losing season. How many football coaches alive can say that?

Additionally, Gus does NOT have to "develop" high school quarterbacks or high school offensive tackles anymore. He can snatch them out of the portal. He was putting transfer quarterbacks in the league before it became a thing.

...

To your question: Who is going to hire Malzahn in the SEC? Let's see.

Texas hasn't won the Big 12 since 2009, and Steve Sarkisian has only one 10 win season in his coaching career. There are two pretty good quarterbacks on the Texas current roster that Gus, a Texas native, wouldn't have to "develop." Herb Hand was the OL coach in Austin just a few years back.

Gus and Hand were Co-OCs at Tulsa. Oklahoma may be in the market for a head coach if Brent Venables, former NAIA Southeastern 🔥 OC Jeff Libby 🤣, and Mr. Socko go up in flames in Norman.

Gus currently lives in Florida. There isn't a more underperforming SEC school than the Gators. Florida fans will kill for a "4 loss coach" by the time they fire Billy Napier.

Jimbo Fischer's seat is pretty warm, too.

There will be a job somewhere in the SEC. Jimmy Sexton will see to it that Gus is in the mix 'IF' Gus wants to entertain offers now that AUBURN is only a few payments from fulfilling Gus's contractual obligations.

 
Question for AL1 and AL1 only. Bro looks like UCF is taking another USF transfer QB…Gunnar Smith.

LOL, this is crazy now and desperate. What’s the point? Dude is a pro style QB. His high school ranking was a .8200. Went in the portal after sitting last year (zero stats).

Again…what’s going on AL1????

 
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Question for AL1 and AL1 only. Bro looks like UCF is taking another USF transfer QB…Gunnar Smith.

LOL, this is crazy now and desperate. What’s the point? Dude is a pro style QB. His high school ranking was a .8200. Went in the portal after sitting out last year (zero stats).

Again…what’s going on AL1????

I have to agree with you on this one. While I can understand taking this kid as a walk on, nothing he has done warrants him receiving a scholarship from UCF. If he doesn't pan out, UCF will be obligated to fulfilling his scholarship for his entire career. That's the same thing I said with Ajay Allen. If he doesn't pan out, he will be a wasted scholarship Miami cannot get back. At least Allen can contribute on special teams maybe.

The only benefit to taking Gunnar--besides giving the first defense a look at scout team pro style quarterback--is getting in good with the head coach at Lake Martin. Last year UCF signed Timmy McCain, and I felt it was a ploy to land a commitment from Goldie Lawrence. But that didn't happen. I honestly don't know what about Gus saw in South Florida's QB room to make him take either one of those guys. But if they werent good enough to be Knights then, how are they good enough now?


Offering Gunnar but not offering this guy who was a walk on at UCF makes zero sense!


 
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I have to agree with you on this one. While I can understand taking this kid as a walk on, nothing he has done warrants him receiving a scholarship from UCF. If he doesn't pan out, UCF will be obligated to fulfilling his scholarship for his entire career. That's the same thing I said with Ajay Allen. If he doesn't pan out, he will be a wasted scholarship Miami cannot get back. At least Allen can contribute on special teams maybe.

The only benefit to taking Gunnar--besides giving the first defense a look at scout team pro style quarterback--is getting in good with the head coach at Lake Martin. Last year UCF signed Timmy McCain, and I felt it was a ploy to land a commitment from Goldie Lawrence. But that didn't happen. I honestly don't know what about Gus saw in South Florida's QB room to make him take either one of those guys. But if they werent good enough to be Knights then, how are they good enough now?

Come on man. Schools don’t waste scholarships just to “get in good” with a high school HC. I’ll open this debate to the UCF fans here.

What’s going on at UCF. What’s Malhazan thinking?

BTW, he is already listed by UCF 247 as committed to UCF. Also…he was a .8444 composite not .8200z

 
Come on man. Schools don’t waste scholarships just to “get in good” with a high school HC. I’ll open this debate to the UCF fans here.

What’s going on at UCF. What’s Malhazan thinking?

BTW, he is already listed by UCF 247 as committed to UCF. Also…he was a .8444 composite not .8200z

You want get any takers. No one can justify this move. The only reasonable explanation is Darin Hinshaw was interested in this kid while he was at UAB and lobbied Gus to take him.

I read an article that said Gunnar "offer from Kentucky with interest from West Virginia and Notre Dame." That's sad and lame.

EDIT: He also had offers from Harvard and Columbia. (I have never heard of Columbia.)
 
You want get any takers. No one can justify this move. The only reasonable explanation is Darin Hinshaw was interested in this kid while he was at UAB and lobbied Gus to take him.

I read an article that said Gunnar "offer from Kentucky with interest from West Virginia and Notre Dame." That's sad and lame.

EDIT: He also had offers from Harvard and Columbia. (I have never heard of Columbia.)
Maybe the rumors about JRP not playing football anymore are true. Malzon is in desperation mode trying to add bodies to the QB room.
 
Maybe the rumors about JRP not playing football anymore are true.
If that were the case, Gus would be on the phone begging, pleading, and promising any May grad transfer quarterback who would listen the starting job at UCF.

I would sign Xavier Shepherd.




It makes more sense that UCF is going to have an allotment of unused scholarships, which they should hold over to next season instead of trying up in sorry players like Gunnar Smith and Andre Stewart.
 
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Come on man. Schools don’t waste scholarships just to “get in good” with a high school HC. I’ll open this debate to the UCF fans here.

What’s going on at UCF. What’s Malhazan thinking?

BTW, he is already listed by UCF 247 as committed to UCF. Also…he was a .8444 composite not .8200z

OMG a PWO for QB5....what's going on here!
 
Got an off topic post here. This is just crazy. A Michigan coach was just fired because he 'liked' some Tweets. You have got to be sh*tting me!

If you can get fired for hitting the 'like' button, you can get fired for damn near anything. Surely there is more to the story.





Photo 3 is hilarious. I would have 'liked' that myself.

I guess this coach is guilty of being a Republican in a Swing State.
 
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Come on man. Schools don’t waste scholarships just to “get in good” with a high school HC. I’ll open this debate to the UCF fans here.

What’s going on at UCF. What’s Malhazan thinking?

BTW, he is already listed by UCF 247 as committed to UCF. Also…he was a .8444 composite not .8200z

He’s a walk on from central Florida.
 
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I don’t think malzahn is a great coach. But UCF has made coaches successful before. At the end of the day UCF has been and is better than da U. Until proven in some manner other than numbers after a decimal on a 247 webpage.
 
Come on man. Schools don’t waste scholarships just to “get in good” with a high school HC. I’ll open this debate to the UCF fans here.

What’s going on at UCF. What’s Malhazan thinking?

BTW, he is already listed by UCF 247 as committed to UCF. Also…he was a .8444 composite not .8200z

He is a walk on. So I remain resolute: The only benefit to taking Gunnar--besides giving the first defense a look at scout team pro style quarterback--is getting in good with the head coach at Lake Martin
 
I don’t think malzahn is a great coach.
I agree with a lot your post, but I vehemently disagree with that statement. Malzahn makes programs better; not the other way around.

While he does some things that baffle me, the man has accomplished all things without a hint of impropriety and with the favor of the Good Lord.





 
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Malzon will “boom” tomorrow in a futile effort to cause excitement. Should UCF be excited about another mid portal guy joining? The answer is no. I’ll explain.

Malzon is bringing (at least 16 portal transfers)…all mid, all with a low ceiling. Malzon will play these guys over the incoming high school recruits and the young underclass players in the roster. That is a given.

Thus, development of players will continue to be nonexistent. Very likely that nobody from UCF will be drafted next year and the young guys will transfer out to get playing time.

Word is out that Malzon does not play his recruits and it’s getting louder. Going forward he will have a tougher time convincing kids to be “hometown heroes”.

So go ahead and applaud tomorrow. If you want?
@LoboCane

Who's booming today?
 
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