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The Current State of Florida Programs

FSU account dummy.
You are the only dummy of any account around here.

Why don't you spam some more "relevant" PFF stats (that are someone's opinion) and disparage some more " meaningless" NCAA stats (that are a reflection of what actually happens on the football field)?
 
Two players listed for Miami..zero mentioned for UCF. The “SEC trigger man”, RJ Harvey, Kobe Hudson? Nope…not mentioned. Welp.
 
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You are the only dummy of any account around here.

Why don't you spam some more "relevant" PFF stats (that are someone's opinion) and disparage some more " meaningless" NCAA stats (that are a reflection of what actually happens on the football field)?
On the field? Literally 3-7 vs the P5 last year.
 
Yes, I like Utah to win a very weak Lil 12 conference. Again…no mention of UCF’s “SEC Trigger Man”.

 
On the field? Literally 3-7 vs the P5 last year.
Always wondered what became of this guy.

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Good Times ahead for the Miami secondary.

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Forum clown AuburnLegacy_1 calls KJ Jefferson “SEC trigger man”. Where’s this so called SEC trigger man? Where? Welp!
 
“the male (then Miami offensive coordinator Josh Gattis) stepped back from the urinal and turned facing [redacted] (Mexican cleaning lady) while masturbating,” according to the police report.

The man then mentioned something to her “while shaking his penis,” according to the police report.



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Word from the UCF off season workouts is that “SEC trigger man” carries too much bad weight.
 
Miami Hurricanes:

1. Best QB room in this State.
2. Best OL in the State.
3. Best WR room in this State.
4. Probably the best RB room in this State.

UCF:

1. Two OCs (Malzon and Harris) and one Co-OC (Hinshaw).

2. Lil Harvey, Tiny Johnny and a mid 3* transfer.

3. Not enough viable bodies to complete a patch work OL.

4. One WR with proven production.

5. An overweight “SEC trigger man”.
 
Miami Hurricanes:

4. Probably the best RB room in this State.
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UCF:

1. Two OCs (Malzon and Harris) and one Co-OC (Hinshaw).
Three Co-OCs, Herb Hand, Darwin Hinshaw, and u defector Tim Harris Jr.

Gus ain't "taking over as playcaller" because the offense is bad.
2. Lil Harvey, Tiny Johnny and a mid 3* transfer.

3. Not enough viable bodies to complete a patch work OL.

4. One WR with proven production.

5. An overweight “SEC trigger man”.
Knight Nation is not worried about the nation's fourth-ranked rushing offense and eighth-ranked total offense.
 
A nice article by 247 on Cam Ward and what he’s been doing since transferring to Miami. Nothing on the “SEC trigger man”. I wonder why?

(Using the link you provided.)

College football: 15 power conference head coaches with most to prove in 2024

MARIO CRISTOBAL, MIAMI

(Photo: Sam Navarro, USA TODAY Sports)
Mario Cristobal owns a losing record in two seasons as the head coach at Miami, going 12-13 overall with a bowl appearance in 2023. The Hurricanes are in position to potentially make a big jump in 2024 with transfer quarterback Cameron Ward taking the reins of the offense. Miami has yet to make any of the weekly College Football Playoff rankings under Cristobal. Still, the Hurricanes are projected to be among the favorites in the ACC next season alongside Clemson and Florida State. Cristobal has proven success in recruiting and it is time to translate that to wins on the field.

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Probably because talk is cheap, and Gus and UCF will do their talking in August-January.
Lamo. You are such a clown and keep making crap as you go along. Malzon is well known for blowing smoke up the behind of UCF fans. He’s also known for being paranoid.



 

Nebraska, Kansas among college football's 2024 potential breakthrough team's​

USF GOLDEN BULLS​

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Ranking in the 247Sports Top 25: N/A
You could pick any Group of Five team with a quality roster and have a shot at striking gold here, but there's one potential contender not named Liberty, Boise State, Tulane or Memphis flying under the radar a bit this spring — USF. This is the only Group of Five program that signed a top 50 recruiting class and Byrum Brown returns at quarterback after tallying 4,101 yards of total offense and 38 touchdowns last fall. Top wideout Sean Atkins is back as well after setting various single-season school records as a junior. With this season's expanded Playoff expected to include five auto-bids via conference champions — SEC, Big Ten, ACC, Big 12 and Group of Five — there's seemingly a path for Alex Golesh and USF given the overall strength of this team's schedule compared to others within the Group of Five if the Bulls are able to win a competitive AAC. USF will likely be a double-digit underdog in both non-conference showdowns with Alabama and Miami, but there are opportunities elsewhere at quality wins against Memphis and Tulane. And what happens if USF wins one of those matchups with the Crimson Tide or Hurricanes? Immediate credibility inside the top 20.


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So much to unpack here.

I can't determine what is funnest...

(A) Calling them "The Golden Bulls."

(B) Thinking they will have a good season.

Or (C) talking about how beating a weak Miami squad would give a similarly weak USF program any credibility.
 
UCF 3rd in the state and gaining steam. Also above the University of Malfunction once again

 
Luke Nickel is going to be a star. Kid is legit. Now do the same for UCF’s 2025 QB? Oh wait….boys aleeady signed two mid 3* in 2024 and have SIX scholarship QBs on the roster.

Malzon keep mismanaging the QB room. Will he ever develop and start his OWN QB? Doubt it.

 
Luke Nickel is going to be a star. Kid is legit. Now do the same for UCF’s 2025 QB? Oh wait….boys aleeady signed two mid 3* in 2024 and have SIX scholarship QBs on the roster.

Malzon keep mismanaging the QB room. Will he ever develop and start his OWN QB? Doubt it.

Maybe this Composite 3 Star has a "5-Star heart."


Flexing about a 3-Star QB ranked between QB commits for SMU and Kentucky.


"chose Miami over an offer list that included Boston College, Cincinnati, Duke, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Michigan State, Minnesota, Nebraska, Ole Miss, Penn State, Pittsburgh, Stanford, Virginia Tech and West Virginia."


Boy, that's a proverbial who's who of college football programs.

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EDIT: This is also cute. Former UCF writer Brian Smith wrote Nickel "had earned offers from Florida State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Cincinnati, Wisconsin, Indiana, UCF, North Carolina, Virginia Tech, Michigan State (his brother Jack Nickel plays tight end there), Nebraska, Louisville, Duke, West Virginia and Minnesota, among others, in addition to Miami."


Smith put FSU, Ole PISS, and Penn State at the front to make the kid sound better than he is.

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Maybe this Composite 3 Star has a "5-Star heart."


Flexing about a 3-Star QB ranked between QB commits for SMU and Kentucky.


"chose Miami over an offer list that included Boston College, Cincinnati, Duke, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Michigan State, Minnesota, Nebraska, Ole Miss, Penn State, Pittsburgh, Stanford, Virginia Tech and West Virginia."


Boy, that's a proverbial who's who of college football programs.

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EDIT: This is also cute. Former UCF writer Brian Smith wrote Nickel "had earned offers from Florida State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Cincinnati, Wisconsin, Indiana, UCF, North Carolina, Virginia Tech, Michigan State (his brother Jack Nickel plays tight end there), Nebraska, Louisville, Duke, West Virginia and Minnesota, among others, in addition to Miami."


Smith put FSU, Ole PISS, and Penn State at the front to make the kid sound better than he is.

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Lmao. 247 has not updated their 2025 rankings yet. Welp.

 
Maybe this Composite 3 Star has a "5-Star heart."


Flexing about a 3-Star QB ranked between QB commits for SMU and Kentucky.


"chose Miami over an offer list that included Boston College, Cincinnati, Duke, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Michigan State, Minnesota, Nebraska, Ole Miss, Penn State, Pittsburgh, Stanford, Virginia Tech and West Virginia."


Boy, that's a proverbial who's who of college football programs.

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EDIT: This is also cute. Former UCF writer Brian Smith wrote Nickel "had earned offers from Florida State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Cincinnati, Wisconsin, Indiana, UCF, North Carolina, Virginia Tech, Michigan State (his brother Jack Nickel plays tight end there), Nebraska, Louisville, Duke, West Virginia and Minnesota, among others, in addition to Miami."


Smith put FSU, Ole PISS, and Penn State at the front to make the kid sound better than he is.

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LOL. What a clown…Nickel has over 20 offers including FSU, NC, Penn State, Ole Miss and Michigan State.

Kid is LEGIT…plays in the highest classification in Georgia and led his team to a championship while putting up huge numbers.

Strange how nobody mentions the UCF QBs? Comical.

 
LOL. What a clown…Nickel has over 20 offers including FSU, NC, Penn State, Ole Miss and Michigan State.
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EDIT: This is also cute. Former UCF writer Brian Smith wrote Nickel "had earned offers from Florida State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Cincinnati, Wisconsin, Indiana, UCF, North Carolina, Virginia Tech, Michigan State (his brother Jack Nickel plays tight end there), Nebraska, Louisville, Duke, West Virginia and Minnesota, among others, in addition to Miami."

https://www.si.com/college/miami/recruiting/miami-hurricanes-verbal-commitment-luke-nickel

Smith put FSU, Ole PISS, and Penn State at the front to make the kid sound better than he is.

You literally just did the same thing.

This kid is so is "LEGIT" that he has never taken an official visit. He has only been to Michigan State (where his brother plays) and to in-state programs FSU and the u.


Ole PISS offered 31 quarterbacks, including 9 currently unranked guys. You have no idea whether this kid's Ole PISS offer was "committable"not dependent on Ole PISS missing 10 other guys higher on its recruiting board.


(BTW, SMU QB is also ranked above your "LEGIT" pledge by On3 and its rankings are updated. Troll your way out of that one.)

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(in case you missed this part )

EDIT: This is also cute. Former UCF writer Brian Smith wrote Nickel "had earned offers from Florida State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Cincinnati, Wisconsin, Indiana, UCF, North Carolina, Virginia Tech, Michigan State (his brother Jack Nickel plays tight end there), Nebraska, Louisville, Duke, West Virginia and Minnesota, among others, in addition to Miami."

https://www.si.com/college/miami/recruiting/miami-hurricanes-verbal-commitment-luke-nickel

Smith put FSU, Ole PISS, and Penn State at the front to make the kid sound better than he is.

You literally just did the same thing.

This kid is so is "LEGIT" that he has never taken an official visit. He has only been to Michigan State (where his brother plays) and to in-state programs FSU and the u.


Ole PISS offered 31 quarterbacks, including 9 currently unranked guys. You have no idea whether this kid's Ole PISS offer was "committable"not dependent on Ole PISS missing 10 other guys higher on its recruiting board.


(BTW, SMU QB is also ranked above your "LEGIT" pledge by On3 and its rankings are updated. Troll your way out of that one.)

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Unlike you…I know college football and recruiting. “Offers” don’t really mean much. Just because a kid is offered it doesn’t he can actually commit to that school. What matter are the commitable offers and what teams are actually recruiting a player.

Only those that understand recruiting and have a basic knowledge of football talent evaluations really know what high school player is in demand or not. Nickel was a great early evaluation by Mario and the staff. Kid is a legit top tier P4 QB prospect.

 
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Unlike you…I know college football and recruiting. “Offers” don’t really mean much. Just because a kid is offered it doesn’t he can actually commit to that school. What matter are the commitable offers and what teams are actually recruiting a player.
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I literally told you his "offers" weren't committable and he had taken ZERO official visits heading into March of his junior year. Most ELITE juniors have taken two or three official visits by this time--especially December graduates.

Only those that understand recruiting and have a basic knowledge of football talent evaluations really know what high school player is in demand or not.
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Nickel was a great early evaluation by Mario and the staff. Kid is a legit top tier P4 QB prospect.
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The truth is ...

the 'u' offered a kid nobody else really wanted and he jumped on his first P5 offer. He may pan out; he may not. Either way, I expect the u to take an additional QB in this class (and I don't even know the QB situation at the u).

It is a GIANT red flag that the kid hasn't taken an official visit yet.

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I literally told you his "offers" weren't committable and he had taken ZERO official visits heading into March of his junior year. Most ELITE juniors have taken two or three official visits by this time--especially December graduates.


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The truth is ...

the 'u' offered a kid nobody else really wanted and he jumped on his first P5 offer. He may pan out; he may not. Either way, I expect the u to take an additional QB in this class (and I don't even know the QB situation at the u).

It is a GIANT red flag that the kid hasn't taken an official visit yet.

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You are a low level information scavenger and Malzon simp. You have zero knowledge of what if any of his offers are not commitable.

Meanwhile, the UCF QB room is in shambles. Welp.
 
Nice article on Cam Ward and Miami. Nothing on Malzon’s “SEC trigger man”? Attention seeking old head Gus Malzahn must be starving for acknowledgment.

Lol…let see what cheap character costume he wears this year for Clown House Weekend (he play pretended to be an astronaut last year). Embarrassing.

 
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'a low level information scavenger'
Translation: I don't pay, including the extra $7 to read behind the pay walls of opponent team sites, for information on teenagers that I could pick up the phone and call the head coach or one of his assistants and get for free.

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You have zero knowledge of what if any of his offers are not commitable.
Intuitively, I know that a recruit who has unofficially visited only three schools, including one where his brother plays, and commits, within two weeks, to the latest one he visited doesn't have aot of options.
Meanwhile, the UCF QB room is in shambles. Welp.
EJ Colson, who reclassified and signed as a junior, has a grade nearly as good as not-worth-a-plug Nickel.
 
Translation: I don't pay, including the extra $7 to read behind the pay walls of opponent team sites, for information on teenagers that I could pick up the phone and call the head coach or one of his assistants and get for free.

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Intuitively, I know that a recruit who has unofficially visited only three schools, including one where his brother plays, and commits, within two weeks, to the latest one he visited doesn't have aot of options.

EJ Colson, who reclassified and signed as a junior, has a grade nearly as good as not-worth-a-plug Nickel.
Lol. You have no information other than what you get in free pages from doing a Google search.

Colson is a lot of mid. Played in a low tier football class in Georgia and look at ALL his offers:Georgia Southern, Florida Memorial, Nebraska, Charlotte, FAU, Arkansas, Morehouse College, UCF, Cincinnati, Middle Tennessee State, VT and Western Kentucky.

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Lol. You have no information other than what you get in free pages from doing a Google search.

Colson is a lot of mid. Played in a low tier football class in Georgia and look at ALL his offers:Georgia Southern, Florida Memorial, Nebraska, Charlotte, FAU, Arkansas, Morehouse College, UCF, Cincinnati, Middle Tennessee State, VT and Western Kentucky.

AhahahahajjahajajajajjajajajajhajajahHhahaha!!!
Those were "real" scholarships, not "offers" to attend a summer camp.

Lol

January 21, 2023: Junior Day
Luke Nickel attends Junior Day at Florida State Seminoles

 
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